What's a clever way to kill a vampire?

Question

I am currently writing another story lol just like usual. But I need some ideas here. What's a clever twisted way to kill a vampire without it knowing? How can you kill one without doing the cliches like holy water, crosses and sunlight? I need an interesting clever way to kill a vampire. I want to make this story a good one so I need a good idea!

Answer 1

You should find a way to trick him into killing himself.

Answer 2

Depending on settings and stuff, you could kill the vampire by using a large Desecrated Church as a back drop and if this is a modern aged one. The Church could be linked to a crematorium, where the hero or heroine come across the Vampire in his own lair and fight their way down into the deeper bowels of the church & until they come across the crematorium where the vamp has been dumping his bodies after drinking them dry. Well the lead of the story sends the vamp hurtling into the crematorium chamber, where the lead lock's the bulk head door, so the vamp can't get out and then turn the heat up on him. Think of it as a great retribution for his foul acts.

Answer 3

This is my way I would do it. You have the main main main character (The leader of the three heroes) have the Joe (Let's say Joe XD) rub holy water onto his neck and the Malachi (Let's say Malachi) bites him but the Holy water doesn't make him die or shrivel or something like that because he's too powerful and so then the heroes pierce his heart and he goes into a shock and then after the shock the read John 3:16 from the bible and Malachi is screaming and stuff because of the Bible verse and then Lucas (Joe Bestii) takes the holy cross and sticks it in Malachi's neck and he kinda dies but not all the way and so then they have to make a carving of a cross and he only has like a quart of energy left and so they take him outside of the cave during afternoon time when the sun is brightest and he eventually dies from too much sunlight, the pierce,the cross,the holy water,the carving,and the verse. Hope that helps! Alice

Answer 4

chain him to a wall and starveee himmm no JK but their is the taking out his heart through the soul thing since their are some vampires that are regenerists so normal damage wouldnt do much. You can either take his sould with some form of ritual(not as much fun) or complete deletio/curruption of his mind. when someone loses all belif in anything. There is no such thing as existence anymore

Answer 5

Serve him a blood pudding casserole made with lots of garlic and sprinkle with silver shavings .... use one of those deep dish casserole pans and put a cross in the bottom layer. Of course you must bake this at 375 degrees in the oven as the silver shavings would destroy a micro wave oven.

Answer 6

To begin with, most vampires of legend are immune to most damage as they are already dead. Garlic repulses them and keeps them at bay, but is not said to cause allergic reactions or destruction of the vampire. Immersion in running water is said to destroy them in some tales, as the magic that binds them to their bodies cannot exist in such a fluid environment, hence the tale that they cannot willingly cross running water. Silver affects them not at all - it is lethal to werewolves, not vampires.
A stake thru the heart can either kill or simply hold them immobile for decapitation or for the rays of the sun. Holy water, fire, acid, and sunlight all cause aggravated burn wounds that cannot be supernaturally healed in most folklore and will destroy them if they remain in contact too long or are greatly exposed to it.
Having said that, I would (if I could) have the vampires coffin encased inside a 1 ton block of concrete and dumped far out at sea, allow it to drink my blood after I had given myself an IV fluid drip of holy water (assuming it stayed holy) which would burn it apart from the inside out, catch it asleep in its coffin and fill it with clear, fast-drying acrylic, and then haul the resulting "ice cube" outside for sunrise to watch him immolate inside the acrylic "ice", cut off his arms and legs and cauterize them with acid and fire to prevent regrowth and then slowly submerge him in a vat of acid or holy water (like the way Judge Doom submerged the poor cartoon boot in Dip in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"), roll over his coffin with a steamroller - (Let's see you regenerate from that!), give him an enema of holy water while hung upside down, catch him outside and run holy water through a lawn sprinkler system and turn it on full blast when he's right in the middle of it, drop him into a chipper/shredder, lead him onto a runway and start up a jet engine when he's standing in front of the engine fan intakes, etc.
The key thing to remember is that with a vampire's supernatural strength and speed it is usually difficult to trap him into any of these situations anyway, and if you do you had better opt for the quick kill, because if he escapes you are most certainly dead, and in a most horrible, gruesome, and pain-filled fashion.

Answer 7

Eat garlic then give the vampire a big wet kiss.

Gee wonder why he shriveled up and died like that. I have the worst luck with men!

Answer 8

Ask the vampire to marry a bitchy vampiress. The vampiress will suck the life out of the vampire. That will surely kill him. :)

Answer 9

vampires are real humans but just have a thurst for blood. or energy.. tho they have slightly higher phsyic powers then normal people u can kill them like u would a normal person..

shot them.. stab. choke. whatever

Answer 10

the surest way is burning. cutting out the heart and burning it, cutting off the head or driving a stake through the heart are the other alternatives.

Answer 11

vampires are weak to garlic, right? why not just throw garlic at it? just say that the garlic tossed to the vampire gave the vampire swollen bumps and got it unconscious.