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Question

here is my quiz.this is SO funny.good luck and enjoy.

1.Name the 23 flavors in dr.pepper
2.tell a GOOD chuck norris joke.
3.did you ever want a fanta?
4. type the first verse of "dont'cha"
5.how many licks does it take to finish a tootsie pop?
6.have you ever caught a troll?has a troll ever gotten you?
and last......
7. tell the best you mama joke.

Answer 1

1.Name the 23 flavors in dr.pepper:
Apple
Peach,
Cranberry,
Vanilla,
Cherry,
Raspberry,
, Lemon,
Lime,
Passion Fruit,
Guava,
Star Fruit,
Grape,
Strawberry,
Blackberry,
Boisenberry,
Pineapple,
Grapefruit,
, Honeydew,
Papaya,
Nectarine,
Kiwi,
Blueberry
Watermelon

2.tell a GOOD chuck norris joke:
(i have 2)
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

3.did you ever want a fanta?:
fanta fanta dont'cha want a fanta fanta!! :D yess i love fantas! :)

4. type the first verse of "dont'cha":
Verse 1:
You see a chick get hot
Everytime I come thru
When I step up in the spot
(Are you ready?)
Make the place sizzle
Like a summertime cookout
Prawl for the best chick
Yes I wanna look out
(Let's dance)
So bangin' shorty like a belly dancer wit it
Smell good
Pretty skin
So gansta wit it
(Ooh, baby)
No chicks only diamonds in my sleeve
Give me yo number
But make sure
You call before you leave
(Aah!)

5.how many licks does it take to finish a tootsie pop?:
364

6.have you ever caught a troll?has a troll ever gotten you?
no & no.....

7. tell the best your mama joke:
(these are the best 3 i have ever heard! :)
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Answer 2

1.Sugar, Carbonated Water, Food Coloring

2.tell a GOOD chuck norris joke.
3.did you ever want a fanta?
4. type the first verse of "dont'cha"
5.how many licks does it take to finish a tootsie pop?
6.have you ever caught a troll?has a troll ever gotten you?
and last......
7. tell the best you mama joke.


i'm sorry this is way to long, i quit, thank you for the 2pts though :)

Answer 3

1. prune, cinnamon, chocolate, purple, and 19 variations of kool-aid
2. There are no such things as extinct animals, just animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. I want a fanta, don't you want a, want a fanta?
4. Dont'cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
5. Let's find out... a one... a two...*crunch* three.
6. I have not caught a troll but one kept me as a love slave for several weeks once.
7. Your mama so fat her blood type is rocky road.

Thanks for a chuckle!

Answer 4

1. Apple, Peach,Cranberry, Vanilla,Cherry, Raspberry,
, Lemon, Lime, Passion Fruit, Guava, Star Fruit, Grape, Strawberry, Blackberry, Boisenberry,Pineapple, Grapefruit,
, Honeydew, Papaya, Nectarine, Kiwi, Blueberry and Watermelon

2.Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

3. Yes
4. I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you (she's all over you)
I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be on with me (babe)

5. A group of engineering students from Purdue University recorded that their licking machine, modeled after a human tongue, took an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. They tried the same licking test on 20 volunteers and found that the average licks to the center were 252 licks.

6. No.
7.Your mama so fat when she step on the weight scales it says...'to be continued'.

Answer 5

1idk
2there is none
3 fanta fanta dont ya wanna fanta fanta
4 dont'cha wish ur girls friend was hot likt me dont ya wich ur gf was a freak like me dont'ca
5 3,587
6 yes yes
7 ur mamas so dumb she thought Yo' mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl! (From: Rhoda)
Yo mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a scr*w
Yo mama's like a gumball machine, 10 cents a bl*w
Yo mama has her own zipcode
When yo mama sits around the house, she's not joking
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Answer 6

1. ummmm regular, pepper, grape, orange, lime, lemon, apple, pear, banana, cherry, HOT DIVA PINK, gee WHO KNOWS THE 23 FLAVORS OF DR. PEPPER BY HEART WITHOUT CHEATING ON THE INTERNET, BESIDES THE FOUNDER OF THE WHOLE FREAKIN SODA COMPANY??

2. Who's chuck norris?

lol....NOT FUNNY RITE

3. no, they taste artificial from what ive heard.

4. fanta, fanta, dont cha wanta fanta fanta...HEYY!

5. approximately 4. at least thats as long as it took me once. :-P

6. I caught a troll and fed it to my pet once.

7. Yo mama is so fat, that 5 people walked around her and 4 got lost.

Answer 7

1. Yummy to the 23rd power
2. Knock Knock
Whose there?
Chuck Norris
Chuck Nor::WHAM::::SLAM::PUNCH::!
3. Dont you wanna?
4. I know you want me, I know you do, that's why whenever I come around she's all over you.
5. Depends on the type of lick---the tip of the tongue or the swirl method...boy that sounds bad...
6. I used to collect TOY trolls. I hope they don't get me.
7. Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Answer 8

1 Apple
2 Peach
3 Cranberry
4 Vanilla
5 Cherry
6 Raspberry
7 Lemon
8 Lime
9 Passion Fruit
10 Guava
11 Star Fruit
12 Grape
13 Strawberry
14 Blackberry
15 Boisenberry
16 Pineapple
17 Grapefruit
18 Honeydew
19 Papaya
20 Nectarine
21 Kiwi
22 Blueberry
23 Watermelon

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

yes

i know you like me. i know you do.
that's why whenever i come around she's all over you.
i know you want it. it's easy to see.
and in the back of your mind
i know you should be home with me.

14564 licks.

i ate it.

yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost.

LOL.

Answer 9

1. mint, cinnamon, stuff. 2. just saying chuck norris is a joke. 3.ya 4.doncha want a wanta fanta? 5.3 6.no 7.your mamas so fat i jizzd

Answer 10

1. can't do it
2. Before the BoogieMan goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
3. no
4. don't know it
5. 1 if you have a really long, wet tongue like me
6. I caught him and locked him in the closet.
7. I hate yo' mama jokes so I refuse to tell one.