I would like to dip a midget into the toilet before dripping candle wax on his nads so I can give him a Brazillian. Afterwards, I will rake his back with my fingernails as he eats chocolate.
Gosh, this will get me suspended.
2007-11-02 13:17:40
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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The midget ate chocolate while sitting on the toilet. Then she went to school with a rake and candle wax. This violated the rules and she was suspended from school for a week!
That was fun.
PS: there is a homework help section
2007-11-02 12:30:23
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answered by Anonymous
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After the midget had his head stuffed in the toilet he decided to get even with the person who did that to him by slapping them silly with a rake. Then he dripped some hot wax on the person while eating chocolate which got him suspended from his job without pay. He's a luckky little guy that he only got suspended without pay.
2007-11-02 14:27:33
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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While eating chocolate I dripped candle wax on the rake. I ran to the toilet to get water and got suspended in toilet paper. A midget came out of nowhere and helped me.
2007-11-02 12:28:45
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answered by Stacy 3
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After I hired the midget to rake the yard for me , he went to the toilet and farted and left a mess in the bowl so I suspended him. He was unable to eat the melted chocolate prepared for his ice cream sundae under the heat of candle wax he would receive for a job well done
2007-11-02 16:18:54
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answer #5
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answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7
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The suspended midget raked what looked like chocolate colored candle wax from the toilet.
2007-11-02 12:31:28
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answer #6
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answered by Bob T 2
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the midget got suspended from school because he shoved chocolate and candle wax down the toilet with a rake.
2007-11-02 12:46:35
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answer #7
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answered by MissJulia1207 5
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I was using my rake to unclog the toilet that my recently suspended midget plugged up with candle wax,mistaking it for KY jelly, anyhow I wish they Made Grey Goose in chocolate flavor
2007-11-02 12:31:05
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answered by Anonymous
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hahah what the hell kind of a homework is that? lol
ok...erm...are you allowed to use other words?
"The chocolate midget was suspended halfway into a toilet by a rake dripping with candle wax."
2007-11-02 12:28:34
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answer #9
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answered by kangaroo 4
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I love chocolate!
Ewww.. the candle is making candle wax!
GO RAKE THE LEAVES!
Flush the toilet
Dont do that, otherwise ull get suspended!
Awww.. look at the little midget!
Your welcome!
(PFFF... thats 1st grade homework!)
2007-11-02 12:27:43
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answered by Sarah 4
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