Why do I keep going back to a fast food place that charges me less for a complete meal than it costs to get a brand name can of dog food? Do I need psychological modification?
2007-11-02 09:37:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out ➔ Fast Food
you are confused, my friend, the *food* (if you can call the synthetic vomit they serve *food*) IS served in the bathroom. It makes digestion more convenient, as it cleans your lower digestive tract with a series of loud explosions. Dog food is real treat in comparison to what they serve... foie gras...
hope it helped... as for psychological modification, I would be glad to help if there was anything there to modify...
2007-11-02 10:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Montezuma's Revenge? I know what you mean about the dog food, also known as Ralph Kramden's Mystery Appetizer. You need psychological modification alright.
2007-11-02 10:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love Mexican food, so I don't eat there. If Montezuma's revenge isn't sufficient psychological modification to stop you, I volunteer to sharpen my claws on you whenever you feel like going back. No, no, don't thank me, I'm glad to help out.
2007-11-02 22:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by Copper Cat 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As the saying goes... You can take the man out of Russia, but you can't take Russian out of the man.
Now would you like a hamster bone to pick all the soot out of your teeth?
2007-11-02 09:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol I had to walk about 10 mintutes after eating there and me and my friend both had a problem lol
2007-11-03 04:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by donielle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's the Taco Bell dog, isn't it? You are such a hound.
2007-11-03 03:12:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i eat mcdonalds fast food all day everyday
2007-11-03 05:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-11-02 19:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by Felix 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋