2007-11-02 09:13:04 · 50 answers · asked by 1staricy2nite 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO ~ Oh my Star, you have me rolling on the floor
If pigs could fly
I wouldn't have to protect myself from them
My airspace and the earth below would be their safe haven
their calm in the storm. No pig will be turned away.
They would come from all around just to play there.
Free from worry, free from care
All they can eat and mud holes galore
What in the world could a pig want more
Maybe some hugs
That's what I'm there for
So Star
There's really no need for protection
It's true
For you would have me
and I would have you!
2007-11-02 09:29:38 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea / Princess Bitchalot 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
'In Pig Latin, I would post a bill board attesting to the pure facts of my great love of eating PORK in many forms. In particular, Port Chops, Pork Roast, Cracklin's, Pickled Pigs Feet, BBQ Port Ribs, Pork Sausage, BOUDIN etc.. And I would be sure to add as a favorite, HOGS HEAD CHEESE (along with a blown up picture of myself holding my 10GA Ithaca Shotgun).
2007-11-02 09:24:19 · answer #2 · answered by BREEZE 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With a flying pig dog p- but I'd be veeerrry scared!!!
2007-11-02 11:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TENNIS RACKET X3 like with flying rats
2007-11-02 09:17:36 · answer #4 · answered by Eru Lawliet 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think some form of trench warfare would be necessary. I would dig a series of trenches and hide in them with a twelve gauge, double barreled Remington. I would shoot the flying porkers out of the sky and hide in my trench. Once I took away their flying ability by shooting their wings off, I think I'd be fine. Pigs can't navigate trenches very well because of their stubby legs.
This is assuming, of course, that the pigs are hostile.
2007-11-02 09:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by break_so_easily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would carry around a baseball bat and drag a grill with me. I would smack the flying pig on the head, and then have a cookout.
2007-11-02 09:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by coolette22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apart from danger from poor landings and the odd pig poo what danger could I be in???? Unless of course they also fit pigs with ray guns... then we'd be talking!
2007-11-02 09:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From pig poop? A really really big umbrella that can withstand the weight of big piles of falling poo.
2007-11-02 09:16:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't really think I'd have to. They aren't mean spirited creatures (like some birds). Alot of animals already fly and I don't generally have to protect myself.
My garden and garbade cans are another issue...
2007-11-02 09:17:44 · answer #9 · answered by SunflowerSeed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I would run to the house made of wood. I want the pig to try and get through that. But, in case if the wolf blows that one down, I would go to the house made of bricks.
2007-11-02 10:30:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♥chinadoll 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋