Daily percentages of a mans activity
80% of the time a man is thinking about, engaging in, talking about, or wanting sex... (humping, whether it be humping of air, an object and or a leg, is generally involved)
10% of the time a man is indulging in their "thing" which can be anything from sports to cars, anything that they consider their "passion" ( sometimes resulting in the humping of air, an object and or a leg when they get happy)
5% of the time consists of bodily odors, either creating them through gas, talking about them and rating the aroma (which has also been known to cause the humping phenomenon)
Last but not least the other 5% consists solely of talking about the size of their "package" ether they want it bigger or longer and even that theirs is in fact the biggest and best (this will definatley lead to the humping part)
2007-11-02 08:48:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sorry I forgot the drinking part I will re-write it, I think I spent to much time coming up with all that anyway
2007-11-02 10:16:52 · update #1
just reading that made me start humping
2007-11-02 09:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahahahahaaaa...!
Humping phenomenon?!
My brain... it aches... I'm trying to gather myself enough to answer, but I just can't stop laughing...
2007-11-02 09:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, pretty good! Have you really ever seen a guy hump the air? Ha ha.....
Oh, and here's your star......
2007-11-02 12:53:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah - you forgot food & booze mate!!!! Both thinking about them and partaking of them!!
Re-jig it with booze as a prominent issue and I think you're there!!
2007-11-02 09:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Of course not..why haunted attics anyway.
2016-05-27 02:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah....maybe for some men, but defs not all of them...
2007-11-02 08:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by kangaroo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
amazing, it's like a manual to how my brain thinks.
2007-11-02 08:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i think it is a bit true here and there
2007-11-02 08:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by I'm bringing sassy back 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not really no.
2007-11-02 12:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by Victoria. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, yes!!
2007-11-02 08:53:56 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs Adorkable 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋