Why do ALL Democrats.........................?

Question

................Believe in UFOs?
Rush Limbaugh says 14% of Americans claim to have seen or believe in UFOs. I think it must be much higher since 30% of Americans approve of George Bush.

What's your opinion on UFOs, Rush Limbaugh and GW Bush?
Serious conspiracy theorists only. Thanks for playing.

Answer 1

Again,
Dead Milk Men say it best

The Conspiracy Song

Please let me tell you,
They own our homes, they own our banks
We take out loans to buy them tanks
They own our children, they own our pets
The owned Elvis and Bernhard Goetz
They own our rugs and our flower pots
There ain't nothin' they haven't got
They own the papers and the TV's
The water works, record companies

Let me remind you,
They own the talk shows
They make the rules
They own Geraldo and Donahue
They own the state, they own the church
They pick the winners on Star Search
They own the Christians, they own the Jews
They own the Moslems, Mormons, too
They put the holes in our socks
They put that snake in my mail box

From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli
We are all tools of the conspiracy
From the littlest baby to the biggest V.I.P.
We are all tools of the conspiracy

Run to the window, they're coming to get you
Hide in the basement, they're coming to get you
Flee to the rooftop, they're coming to get you
Don't go outside, no don't let them get you

Someone should tell you,
They own the CIA and the IRS
They tell us where to shop and how to dress
They own the workers, they own the boss
They know what's in the secret sauce
They own the drugs, they own the narcs
We all know they own Dick Clark
They own it all, they own everything
They write the songs that make the whole world sing

Answer 2

I am a Democrat.

I do not believe in UFOs.

But if you want some entertainment, find someone who is not very bright to drive with you through an area with farmland that is sprayed by cropdusters early in the morning while it is still dark, say about 3 or 4 in the morning.

Make certain that you choose a day when they are cropdusting.

Those cropdusters have very bright headlights to illuminate the cropland that they are spraying.

From a distance all you see is these enormously bright headlights suddenly appear when the plane turns toward you. Then it drops very rapidly. When the cropduster turns away from you the light seems to disapperar.

If you have someone who is not very bright and is not familiar with cropdusters, they will swear they have just seen a UFO.


The results can be hilarious.


In my opinion Dennis Kucinich is nuts.

With respect to Rush Limbaugh, he is merely an entertainer like Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep or Paris Hilton.

Like any other entertainer, Rush Limbaugh should not be taken seriously.

With respect to George Bush. In my opinion George Bush is not competent to run the Country.

The only reason George Bush was elected is because Al Gore and John Kerry were very weak candidates.

If a better candidate, like Hillary Clinton had been running it would not have even been a close election.

Hillary would have won in an enormous landslide.

It would not even have been possible for George Bush to steal the election.

Answer 3

UFO's are unidentified flying objects. I've seen them, you've seen them, we've all seen them. My standards in this respect are high, since i consider that if I can't tell if it's an A-10, FA-18 Hornet (or Super Hornet) or an F-16, I consider it unidentified. Haven't seen any saucers yet.

George Bush himself is a UFO, an uninformed F'ed-up oligarch.

Rush Limpbaugh (sic) is also a UFO, an unintelligent fat oxycontinhead.

So I think that UFO's do exist.

Answer 4

UFO. Unidentified flying object. Doesn't necessarily mean little green men. But you do have to watch out for those awful Grey's and the shape shifting lizard types. I don't get why anyone would even give this a second thought. Many people have seen an unidentified flying object.

Answer 5

Rush is hot air ,Bush is Ufo and willbe gone, Conspiracy has some truth makes you look outside the box!!!!

Answer 6

No such thing as aliens coming to this planet . Rush is a liberal media mogul making his money off idiot republican conservatives laughing all the way to the bank and Bush paid Saudi Arabia 12 billion to mastermind and supply terrorists for the 9-11 attack .

Answer 7

ufo means unidentified flying object which could be anything not neccarily aliens.but yes many credited people not just crazy hillbillies have documented seeing ufos such as many airline pilots military pilots,and other military personal.ufo's must exist if airline pilots, and members of the military see them they have no reason to lie,in fact they have every reason not to come forward seeing that their pilot license might be revoke,or they might be discharge from the military and they have to undergo psychological testing

Answer 8

I lean left. I think RL is a ridiculous human being. I think GWB is a very dangerous human being. I don't think UFO's are real.

Answer 9

Careful, comrade. Rush is sage-like and omnipotent. Statements like that make me think you're a member of the driveby media. Don't you dare dissent from his almighty wisdom.