Do you think the animals in the forest would mind if i used their paper to wipe my bum?
2007-11-02 06:46:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
This depends on five things:
1) If you put your ear up to your bum can hear the ocean?
2) Atlantic, or Pacific, or perhaps a smaller body of water like lake Erie, or a small cambodian pond
3) Are there fish is this lake, and do these these fish bite. And is this bite in question a little nibble or a big chomp like what you did to Tom last night?
4) Was Tom hurt, and if yes, then are the bite marks still present, and if yes, how many teeth are contained in the bite mark?
5) Did Tom taste like a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger and was this in fact delicious?
If it meets that criteria then YES the animals will mind
2007-11-02 06:58:42 · answer #1 · answered by J R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-11-02 13:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by Graham P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a tree falls in the woods......
....I hope it falls on a philosophy professor and/or a philosophy major.
2007-11-02 13:52:18 · answer #3 · answered by Frosty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think YOU would mind. Paper is rough and would hurt when you wiped. Go with tissue my friend. :)
2007-11-02 13:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by C-Puff! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes because even a fallen tree is and ecosystem for other creachers
2007-11-02 13:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by littleshit50 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the fox will be happyto findbirds to eat but it will pollute the environment
2007-11-02 13:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by gedo12 g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a dollar for every time I've heard this old joke or something like it...
2007-11-02 13:49:27 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
na they wouldnt mind because then they have something to eat when you are done
2007-11-02 13:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course not. You are not there any way remember?
2007-11-02 13:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by hoodedgiraffe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nah
2007-11-02 13:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by giiiiiiiiirlfrien' 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋