Last night I was doing fifteen over the limit, and I looked in the rearview mirror to see a police car after me with lights... so I hit the gas and tried to lose him, but he stayed right on my tail... I exited the freeway way too fast but managed to keep the car on the asphalt, but sure enough the constable managed to keep up with me. I made several attempts to lose him by driving through alleyways and taking lots of turns and even doing a 180... eventually another cop blocked me in and they pulled me out of the vehicle, threw me to the ground and handcuffed me. The original policeman asked me why I had not pulled over when i first noticed him, and then proceeded to evade pursuit for so long and put others at risk, because I had no priors... I told him that my ex-wife had taken up with a policeman and I thought it was him coming after me to try and give her back.
2007-11-02
06:41:18
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You are so BAD!!!!
You really had me there for a moment....I was thinking to myself "Ohhh poor Bobby!" Yeah, Right!
Good one anyway.
Peace.
2007-11-02 06:45:21
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answered by Anonymous
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I have never been stopped by a police officer. Never had a ticket or anything. But if an officer is behind you, you should pull over as soon as possible. It is not a good idea to try to outrun them. It's dangerous and will not make the police happy. Just causes more problems.
2007-11-02 06:47:37
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answered by somebody 4
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Well I was cruisin' Texarkana in my Cadillac,
We were giggin' Louisiana and a comin' back,
It was startin' to get light and I was really gone,
I saw a flashin' in my mirror, he was movin' on,
Hey Johnny Law, why you pickin' on me,
Hey Johnny Law, thrivin' off my misery,
You got the biggest attitude I ever saw,
I bet you's wishin' I was guilty, Johnny Law
Standin' by my cruiser waitin' for your friends,
Or you sidle by later, maybe haul me in
You're pushin' me around just hopin' that I'll choke
And if you get your way I'll be locked up and broke
Hey Johnny Law, why you pickin' on me,
Hey Johnny Law, thrivin' off my misery,
You got the biggest attitude I ever saw,
I bet you's wishin' I was guilty, Johnny Law
Well you got everything all lit up for the world to see
But you ain't found nothing so you're settin' me free
You make your money puttin' fear at those oppressed
You ain't nuthin' but a bully with a star on your chest
- Wayne "The Train" Hancock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErKuQ7VLBLY
2007-11-02 15:19:45
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answered by St. Dave 5
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thats so stupid. u should have never do a pursuit. thats when u are never stopping when the police have the light on and want to to stop and give u a ticket. next time just stop right away and tell them something why u are speeding for.
2007-11-02 06:53:11
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answered by Anonymous
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Nice one, I was pulled over for doing two over the limit (how stupid) I wanted to drown my sorrows but I couldn't get my ex to go swimming lol
2007-11-02 06:48:10
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answered by Anonymous
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about 5 months ago
20 over
loved the story
2007-11-02 06:59:01
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answered by frostbite 7
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LOL--
Wow--quite a few years..but one time the cop asked me for my "pilots license"--'cause I was flying!!!!
2007-11-02 12:05:04
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answered by Anonymous
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never, i don't drive. my hub hasn't had one in a looong time.
2007-11-02 06:44:34
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answered by Anonymous
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hi that was fab thank u
2007-11-02 06:47:14
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answered by WTamSP 7
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very good!
2007-11-02 06:45:33
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answered by joe diddley 6
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