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That Op/Ed piece was written by the drive by leftist media.

2007-11-02 05:58:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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You seem to be quite an imaginative and resourceful fellow. You'll find a way to learn more about government cheese, without much difficulty.

2007-11-02 06:10:39 · answer #1 · answered by Mike W 7 · 0 0

government cheese 29 up, 6 down

Government cheese is a blend of cheese handed out to needy families in the United States during the Reagan administration. Many different blends of cheese were used in it's production, however today the most comparable cheese would be colby.

I sure wish we could still get some government cheese


Government Cheese is free cheese of suspicious quality produced for those on the dole.

It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.

- D'ya hear about Frank?

- No, what?

- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!

2007-11-02 06:07:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You can look into the agracultural departments records to see exactly how much cheese has been produced and distributed over the years . Why is it nobody mentions the government peanut butter or other surplus crops purchased under the law .

2007-11-02 06:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by TroubleMaker 5 · 0 0

Government Cheese


A BIG, HARD MASS; A BLOCK OF ORANGE-YELLOW PROCESSED "USDA CHEESE FOOD" ISSUED BY "DA GUBMENT" United States GOVERNMENT to aid needy families by supplementing their food resources. Used for making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Macaroni & Cheese but ALSO CAUSES severe, bowel obstructing constipation, silent but deadly stinky gas, and / or "the runs" diarrhea in those who are lactose intolerant.

I just got some Government Cheese, but I'm not gonna make a grill cheese sandwich cause it gave me the runs last time I ate it.

2007-11-02 06:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by Global warming ain't cool 6 · 3 0

I couldn't find any info, but you have to get one of these shirts!:

http://www.cafepress.com/govcheese

2007-11-02 06:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by Zardoz 7 · 0 0

Oh good grief...lol...I am so sick of the word cheese i do not buy it anymore.

2007-11-02 06:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Mel 7 · 0 1

Maybe your local welfare office

2007-11-02 06:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by gone 7 · 0 0

go to the government welfare websites, they are pretty interesting.

2007-11-02 06:02:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Open your fridge

2007-11-02 06:01:43 · answer #9 · answered by The President 3 · 5 0

http://www.lesko.com/Lesko-Photos/page12/IMG_0156-pp.JPG

2007-11-02 06:15:34 · answer #10 · answered by whirling W dervish 2 · 0 0

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