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tissues or paper towels

2007-11-02 05:35:34 · answer #1 · answered by beast 4 · 1 0

While you're sitting there reach over and start the shower. strip and take a quickie shower. Make sure you are stocked up after that. It's like running out of gas in your car, it usually takes once to learn your lesson.
If you're in a public toilet wait for someone else to come in and ask them to hand you some.

2007-11-02 05:38:41 · answer #2 · answered by mksjmyd 4 · 0 0

Paper towels...kleenex...gift wrapping tissue paper...I've even gone so far in an emergency as to use the morning newspaper.

But, if you have the time, just take a shower and make sure to use a lot of soap.

2007-11-02 05:37:03 · answer #3 · answered by mybloodtypeiscoffee1980 2 · 1 0

well if you're on the toilet and out try using the empty roll as best you can, then make it to the next closest thing. maybe a new roll under the sink or a wash cloth or if your desperate use tissue already in the trash if its clean enough to use...lol ive done that before...lol

2007-11-02 05:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by socialdeelite1 3 · 0 0

If in a public restroom, grit your teeth and use the cardboard roll as best as you can, then slip into another stall and use that TP. If at home, make a quick check of the waste-basket for suitable remnants. If neither is possible I guess you'll be doing laundry...

2007-11-02 05:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by Byron B 1 · 0 0

Well, I'll sit on the pot and scream really loud "BABY, YOU FORGOT TO GET TP TODAY, CAN YOU BRING ME A TISSUE OR SOME NAPKINS OR A SOCK OR SOMETHING!???" And then when I'm done I go buy more. lol


EDIT: Just thought of a great story. My husband and I were driving to my grandma's (in the middle of nowhere) And he had to poop SOOOOO bad and he couldn't wait so he pooped in a cornfield and used his sock. My grandmother must have asked him a million times why he only was wearing one sock. LMAO! Now we ALWAYS have napkins in the glove box.

2007-11-02 05:37:04 · answer #6 · answered by ☆ღWifey Wifeyღ☆ 5 · 2 0

Ewww why wouldnt there be any toilet paper ? I check for toilet paper before i use it

2007-11-02 05:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by that hot chick 6 · 1 1

paper towels , but i make sure i have some toilet paper before i go.

2007-11-02 05:36:32 · answer #8 · answered by cali gurl 3 · 0 0

Have a quick shower, especially if you did #2. That is what I do, when I have nothing. I have used a washcloth before then wash it right away after. I would rather have a shower though.

2007-11-02 05:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Napkin, Tissue , Wash Cloth, A Sock ! LOl Something ! Whatver is in CLean Reach !! ha ha ha

2007-11-02 05:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa*LiSa 2 · 0 0

wash ur butt and then let it air dry :D
in movies they always have some idiot do something stupid like wipe their butts with their underwear or with a towel or curtain, but its (i think) a lot more hygienic to just wash it, even more hygienic than toilet paper!!!

2007-11-02 05:35:10 · answer #11 · answered by im2stupiddotcom_AM 3 · 0 0

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