2007-11-02 04:56:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Jimsock, it's maybe that I'm smarter then you! Or that people like me much more then they like you.
I am going for both.
2007-11-02 05:00:13 · update #1
Grumpy, What you don't have a sense of humor?
2007-11-02 05:08:16 · update #2
Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick global warming so hard that the heat generated from the friction of his foot against the air would melt the polar ice caps anyway.
2007-11-02 05:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Scientist have been working on global warming for 40 years, they feel for Gore to be given a nobel peace prize, is insulting and an embarressment, you want to add Chuck Norris to the list?
2007-11-02 05:08:59 · answer #2 · answered by niddlie diddle 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Again with the Chuck Norris man-crush?
2007-11-02 05:04:41 · answer #3 · answered by Incognito 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Sad to think that, if only Chuck Norris did cry, it would take just one tear from his eyes to moisten even the most barren desert.
2007-11-02 04:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by Gus K 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.
2007-11-02 05:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well there's the answer! However, Al won't get credit for ACTUALLY doing it so he will never ask Chuck to do it.
2007-11-02 05:06:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because then Al Gore would have nothing to pretend to care about.
2007-11-02 05:01:24 · answer #7 · answered by Mystery Lady H 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Seriously Sidewalk! I am starting to think you have a thing for Mr. Norris!
2007-11-02 05:00:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
That would be too easy. It's like asking why didn't Gandalf just have the eagles fly the ring to mount doom.
2007-11-02 05:03:39 · answer #9 · answered by Earl Grey 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Maybe he figures that Chuck has enough on his plate as it is.
2007-11-02 04:58:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋