If you urinated on the floor at a place of business, would you tell the person working at the front desk? Would you just go about your business collecting your cans of corn and chatting on your cell phone, till the poor desk person slipped in your piss and almost fell and broke her neck? Just wondering
2007-11-02 02:46:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd quickly vamoose out of there.
2007-11-02 02:50:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, having worked in the public I know 90% of pissing bandits run and leave the mess behind.
Should I ever have such a horrible thing happen to me, I would tell the store salesperson that someone had spilled "something" in aisle 2 ... and then head for the hills.
2007-11-02 02:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by moonstonesyipyap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I would get rid of my cell phone so I could afford to buy my own corn. (Are you serious? I'm assuming because of where you work that the corn is free... so isn't a cell phone sort of extravagant if you can't buy your own food? Am I missing something?)
So, it wouldn't have happened where you work, but maybe at Kroger... and no, I would blame it on an incontinent old person.
2007-11-02 03:37:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well It depends if I like the person and if there is carpeting.
How many people could slip. But yes I have. Only after drinking lots of water so my urine was very clear and not that smelly.
2007-11-02 02:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by Hanksgiving 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dang! That's a tough one there. I'd go about my business and get my cans of corn and my cereal. Still of course talking on my cell. Well then I'd have to stop and take a picture of it for evidence. She can't prove that it was me that did that.
2007-11-02 03:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd quietly walk away and pretend nothing happened but thats pretty much what I'd do in any situation especially one involving piss and a possible neck injury
2007-11-02 03:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Holly Cookie Starr™♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is why i always wear Depends! A girl just never knows when she will lose control! I hate to see the elderly have a slip & fall cause than they start screaming "Help I have fallen and can't get up" or :Oh god my hip! My hip" gets really ugly...
2007-11-02 03:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!
It sounds like you shop at the same Wal Mart that I do!!
isn't there just something religious about walking through the produce department and seeing a family of four "watering" the lettuce? "Please God....don't let me catch malaria from this potato!!"
I follow those people around.....and instead of giving them a flat tire....I pee down the back of their leg while they walk along...
My sense of humor has made me a FABULOUS sprinter!!
The staff at the local Wal Mart isn't too concerned about the whole situation....the employees there had the choice of 24 months in jail for getting caught shoplifting or work at the Wal Mart....
2007-11-02 03:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would you ever take care of business in a public pool?
The baby pool, to be exact.
2007-11-02 03:45:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonder what they would say Margo - "Excuse me maam but I've just pissed on your floor over there you might want to mop it up." Gawd.
2007-11-02 02:58:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋