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Ive just had my account frozen without a good reason, with $45,000 in it,
what should I do ?

Tough luck mate, just write it off and use bidpay in future. Completing the steps as we ask, will just be a fruitless and futile exercise.

OH BY THE WAY BEFORE WE CONTINUE

(As yahoo keeps suspending my account for posting this, please feel feel free to copy and paste this on yahoo answers as many times as you want,
YAHOO JUST LOVES IT WHEN THE CAT GETS OUT THE BAG LIKE THIS
just sign up for another free email account with yahoo, log onto yahoo answers and keep posting when youve nothing better to do in your spare time, this way we spread the word and keep it spreading word, when you get suspended, just open another account and do it again, if were all doing it, this message will always be there for people to see)


But Im a frial old man with 3 months to live, I just want the money to leave to my little grandson.

Tell him to get down that local labour exchange and get a job humping bricks all day, if he needs money.

I need the money to feed and clothe my little 6 year old daugher

Pimp her out for $20 a go, to the first guy in an old anorak coming out the bookies, with an old dog end in his mouth and his winnings, especially if he comes up and offers her sweets or says " ere darlin haw abaut it then" Then tell her shes got money and to go and buy her own bloody food and clothes.

You claim to be the worlds online leader in online payment processing, yet all this ?????

Hitler was the leader of Germany and the Nazi Party, Saddam Hussein was leader of Iraq and its people, by the same token, were leader of online payments. That doesnt mean in any way that this will work to your benefit, it only means we have the power and inclination to use it to rip you off.

What about us users who only buy and are not merchants?

No problem my friend sign up we wont freeze your account, youre the people we respect and want as account holders. But dont expect the same good treatment if you start collecting money, thats for us to take from you.

Bear in mind also, that very often, if we reverse your payment to a seller, he or she will do the decent thing and refund it, offering you another way to pay if you still want the merchandise. It is standard practice for us to reverse the transaction intended back to you also so the seller loses the money and doesnt get a chance at getting payment from you another way, as a result you dont get your money back either (we get it) and the seller cant send you the goods cos he hasnt been paid. Stalemate for both parties. So all in all, its better to use bidpay or some other payment method.

What can we the public do about this terrible state of affairs ?

Its all down to strenth in union to defeat us. Given the answer to the above question regarding "Buyers" only which you may or may not have been aware of, all of you in the world, spread the word, tell all your friends, family, etc

OPEN OTHER EMAIL ACCOUNTS WITH YAHOO AND COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE ON YAHOO ANSWERS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT, THE MORE THE MERRIER AND THE QUICKER THE WORD GETS OUT

Then all unite together by all agreeing to boycott Paypal and close your accounts and move to bidpay or other payment service. This service is now permissable on Ebay and if you all do this, Bidpay will become the worlds top payment processor and we´ll end up going bankrupt. Which would be a victory for the good, ordinary, honest everday hardworking, decent people of this planet.

LOTS OF LUV AND BIG SOPPY KISSES



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Answer 1

There are a number of web sites dedicated to PayPal problems (eg. "pay pal sucks" or some such ..)

You really should post your issues there (and not try to 'hijack' yahoo questions ...) ..

If you really need to vent your anger at Yahoo users, I suggest "Religion" is a more appropriate forum :-)

Answer 2

What in the heck did you buy for $45000.00?Sounds to me like you overspent your limits big time.Oh i don`t like the way you use your 6 year old daughter as an excuse.To me you are just using to many excuses.It is not yahoos fault if you are dumb enough to fall for all the fake stuff on the Internet.Man you are weired You got yourself in this situation.Get yourself out buy not trying to find excuses.I am sorry but you are a sick son of a ***** if you even have the nerve to talk about Pimping out your 6 year old daughter.Oh man you are cold all you worry about is what to give to your Grandson?You have a 6 year old daughter.What about her?By the way why do you have a grandson and a 6 year old daughter at the same time?I can`t believe yahoo let you post this question but i am glad .It is just another way for me to learn how many strange people are out there like you.