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You really don't always have a choice with this,
it is like "poop", every one does
it from time to time.
It is just natural.
Sometimes you have a few choices:

A. You can silently leak this and blame it on some baby or pretend that you "stepped" in something.

B. Just take a deep breath, blow it out, try not to level downtown Los Angeles with the terrible fart and with that comes the "stench" from Hell.

C. Try to ease it out and DISCOVER it wasn't just a little fart, but you need to go home and change clothes. (Line the car seats with all the plastic bags that you can find.)

D. Just go ahead, FART and get it done. If the rest of the world doesn't like it. They just need to grow the hell up because this is just one of the simple facts of life. You eat, you digest, you get gas, and guess what? PEOPLE FART!

E. Or you can hold it and hope to heck that you don't BLOW UP.

2007-11-01 18:24:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 2 0

I don't think about the people who just farted unless they look bad, like they do not care about how they carry themselves. Otherwise, I just walk away so I wont smell it. It is a natural body function that sometimes people can not control.

I am OK in that mine smell like roses. LOL

2007-11-01 21:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Depends where we are, if we are at the fair and no one else could possibly hear it, hey they slip out on everyone from time to time. If its a quiet nice restaurant or something, its kind of embarassing but again, everyone does it. My boyfriend is a gas machine. I try to make it to the bathroom. I dont think anything about them really unless its on purpose or really really foul.

2007-11-01 18:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When It's on accident, I think, "Hey, it happens. It's a natural bodily function".

But, When It is done on purpose, for laughs and attention, I think "Ok... farting in public... new attention grabber"?

2007-11-01 18:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by Less than zero (<0) 6 · 0 0

Ha ha! I laugh, unless they are just gross. Besides, I think everyone farts in public, it's just the un-lucky ones that get caught!

2007-11-01 18:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by E. Nigma 3 · 2 0

I laugh out of control. Farting is funny, but then again I'm a guy so yeah.

2007-11-01 18:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by Paul B 4 · 2 0

That it's a natural thing to happen and they can't help it.

Then again, I do it enough myself that I would be hypocritical to think otherwise - though I do have an excuse due to a medical condition - and the fact I drink a hell of a lot of beer

2007-11-01 18:11:33 · answer #7 · answered by Weatherman 7 · 2 1

They were not able to hold it. But I think the determining factor would be the expression on their face. Whether they are just nasty like that or are sorry that they had no control sincerely.

2007-11-01 18:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by benejueves 6 · 1 0

I usually hope that people won't think that I was the one that did it. Besides, men fart, women puffle...

2007-11-01 18:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by Chiksita 4 · 2 0

I think it is quite rude. There is a time and a place for everything. I feel the same about burping.

2007-11-02 22:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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