Can you write a funny story about a misinterpreted message that contains six or more of these phrases?

Question

1. Holy cow? He/she said______________.
2. Silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids.
3. And your point is?
4. This is a fine mess you've gotten us into!
5. We, if _________had___________, things wouldn't have worked out this way.
6. I'm sorry madame, but your husband is __________.
7. Say WHAT??!!
8. We will never know for sure.
9. He/she thought it was Dr. Pepper and drank it by mistake.
10. What a garbled, mixed up mess!

Okay. The idea is to have FUN! So enjoy!

Answer 1

It wasn't a holy cow at all in the song He Said She Said by The Beatles. And your point is she thought it was Dr Pepper and drank it by mistake. No, it was Sgt Pepper. Say what! We will never know for sure, we, if you had watched, things wouldn't have worked out this way.

But We Can Work It Out (another Beatles song), even if you drank the wrong drink on the hop. On the hop? This is a malt beer not a lager. It has nothing to do with hops, you silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids, even if I get your goat.

But, but..... I'm sorry madam, but your husband is not that hardy, he rests on his laurels. This is a fine mess you've gotten us into!

Answer 2

It was just yesterday when Piggy slipped on the butter, she had to be taken to hospital to get her hair fixed?...

YESTERDAY:

"I know!" Young Cheese exclaimed,"we can make a boat!"
"Thats a silly idea" Piggy replied,"we dont have anywhere to sail when we're finished!"
"And your point is?"
"You'll know when we finish making the boat.."
The two girls sit in their backyard pondering this.
"Hey Piggy?"
"Yeah?"
"Hows about you go get the supplies to make the boat and ill get us some snacks?"
"yeah okay then. i'll just saddle up Billy our new rabbit. he can take we to the gardening store."
"Say WHAT??!! I thought Billy was meant to be getting rest from those injections he had the other day?"
"But we'll never know for sure"
Piggy runs into the house and returns from her capers in 10 minutes.
"Hey what are you doing here Tina? I though you were meant to be at Jodie's?" Piggy asks Tina.
"Nah. Jodies ill. Plus my Rabbit is practising magic tricks for the show on Saturday." Tina replies looking sad.
"Silly Rabbit. Tricks are for kids! Hey, where's Young Cheese?"
"Oh, she's inside. She was getting drinks out and i guess she was thirsty. REALLY thirsty. She drank a load of paint stripper. She thought it was Dr. Pepper and drank it by mistake."
Piggy dashes inside the house, closely followed by Tina.
"This is a fine mess you've gotten us into"
"Hows that then?" asks Young Cheese
"Well my mommy and daddy are gonna notice the paint stripper's gone! They'll be fuming"
"Holy cow?" Young cheese said.
"Hell yeah Holy Cow!"
Piggy then gets up and makes to walk to her bedroom upstairs but immediatly slips on some butter that Young Cheese has left on the floor. At the moment, Piggy's Mother walks through door accompanied by a police-woman
"I'm sorry madam but your husband is-"
"Pixibell! My poor Pixibell! Why are you sitting in butter?"
"She slipped in some butter miss!"explained Tina
"Oh no! And your hair, your HAIR! right, come on, lets go to the hospital."
"That is a good idea madam as your husband is also there. You are Miss Piggy yes?"
Everyone has stopped what they are doing to look at the police-woman.

What a garbled, mixed up mess!




AWW MAN! i just finished writing this and i have realised it's not about a misinterpreted message...oh well, i had fun anyway!!!