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2007-11-01 16:19:39 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Cali Girl♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

my dog ate my car!

2007-11-01 16:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

I ran out of gas or the kids missed the bus and I had to bring them to school...so tired of hearing people at work use those 2 oh and also about 100 people get pulled over a damn morning for speeding on their ways to work (or at least thast what they say, even though ALL of them only get warnings!) GIVE ME A BREAK

2007-11-01 16:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by living it 3 · 1 0

try a funny, far-out excuse. they won't believe you, but maybe you'll get points for originality. even the boss needs a good laugh now and then.

2007-11-01 16:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by (!)listen 5 · 0 0

my alarm is broken, cuase aperntlee i havent gotten a new one for 2 years of thats the case!!! ♥

2007-11-01 16:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

tell them that a bigfoot jumped into the road and caused traffic to stop but luckly no one hit him, and he scampered off into the woods to hide again

2007-11-01 16:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by vincenzo445 4 · 2 0

The delivery man was delivering his goods ( which translates into I had sex with the milk man.)

2007-11-01 16:28:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I hope someone who has been cuttin it close this week sees this question...would adore hearing them answer it

Have a good evening

2007-11-01 16:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 1 0

I got a flat tire, small accident etc.

2007-11-01 16:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by Lillian Angelina's proud mom 5 · 2 0

"my schedule was changed" a coworker uses it all the time, it is posted every Thursday, and he gets a copy to take home...

2007-11-01 16:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by Ronnie 3 · 2 0

car broke down

2007-11-01 16:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0 0

Couldn't pull my thong out

2007-11-01 16:24:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

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