A gemstone
A rogue or dandy of ANY type
A type of MEAT
A shoe type
A deep thinker or ponderer
2007-11-01 16:02:37 · 14 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Hahahahaha!
2007-11-01 16:20:57 · update #1
A WOMAN SCORNED
- OR -
IT'S A LONG WAY DOWN!
The man in black was dashing
As his full length cape unfurled
He held her in his arms
And told her that she was his pearl.
But he was only using her
He thought she was a porker
He did not know that she was shrewd
She really was a corker
He vainly thought his mental prowess
Rivaled that of Einstein
When, in fact his faithless ways
Had made him walk a fine line
Her anger flashed when she recalled
The stolen kiss she saw
His dalliance with that floosy
Had become the final straw
When he bent oe'r the balcony
To pick a ripened fruit
She raised her long stiletto'd heel
And gave him quite a boot
And so the scoundrel fell
Toward an untimely demise
If he had only known
Perhaps he would have been more wise
The moral of this story is
That men who lust for more
Had better bring a parachute
If they're on the 4th floor.
2007-11-01 17:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by Rikki 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm am certainly no Plato (deep thinker)
And am not Diamond Jim (a gemstone & a dandy)
I just like to eat my hot dogs (meat)
And wear sandals (shoes) to the beach.
Not sure how funny or entertaining this is, but it is very early here and the best I can do on only a few hours sleep. LOL
2007-11-02 00:07:46 · answer #2 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm writing today to address what I see
from the highest branch of my family tree....
Grandpa's a cliche, brown pants hiked to his chin
Grandma needs ironing, with her pale shriveled skin
Uncle James lost his house in a crooked game of cards
And Aunt Fred is a DANDY who wears pink leotards
But they all live together in dysfunctional harmony
Leaving their stain upon society.
Which, of course, leads me to our dear Aunt Marge
Who, in spandex and REEBOKS, is almost as large
as a third world country or the fabled blue whale,
But she married the albino who delivered her mail,
And he, let me tell you, is a real piece of work.
He thinks he's CONFUCIOUS, the retarded jerk.
Dispensing false wisdom with arrogant scorn,
spreading his fertilizer and growing his corn.
But that's not all he spread, the perverted old cad
He's not just my uncle,yes, he's also my dad
And then there's my mother, an alcoholic wreck
who's as fake as the EMERALDS she wears 'round her neck
But we all live together in dysfunctional harmony
leaving our stain upon society
I wake up at night, and by the light of the moon
I can watch my Uncle Charlie and my Aunt Fred spoon
While my albino daddy, before my mom's glazed stare
grabs my aunt's BEEFy bosom and runs his hands through her hair,
And my young cousin Windsor who can't wait any more
standing outside the bathroom pees all over the floor
and this is the drama that unfolds every night
These are the images burned in my sight.
And we all live together in dysfunctional harmony
All but me, hanging from the branches of my family tree.
2007-11-02 03:56:47 · answer #3 · answered by Cheese 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
gemstone sparkle on a dandy finger
the venisons hung so the smell must linger
einstien was a very deep thinker
red shoes take me back to kansas
stones shine and a crooks quick time
takes the prize of easy crime
dead thing, hanging up on a nail
dead thing hanging, bloodied and pale
dead thing dead, stopped by a shot
dead thing skinned and put in a pot
2007-11-01 16:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I was walking around in my ruby red heels the ones with the diamonds encrusted.
when up walks this man he takes me by the hand
and says hun let me buy you some dinner?
I was not quite sure what to say to this guy who made me quite nervious and im not to sure why.
then I thought to myself if not go then what else?
then i said with a grin why not hey im in!
you can buy me a salad some soup and a steak,
theres a place around the corner reservations they take.
I will see you at eight, (thinking) this could be GREAT!
so we ate and we ate, and we cleared both our plates.
then he skipped on the bill, I guess he had his thrill!
OH boy did I find me a winner!!!
2007-11-01 17:07:15 · answer #5 · answered by mary a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a dashing picture Freddy made
In his Spikes of white and pants of Jade.
As he worried, fretted, mused and thunk -
How could this massive putt be sunk?
Not an easy choice to have to make
When there are 50 cents at Steak.
2007-11-01 17:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by picador 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aristotle was a genius ,he was no hambone,his mind was sharp as diamond the very best gemstone,unlike Lord Byron the poet dandy, who liked the women and was quite ra-dy,Byron was not as clever ,infact quite thicker and on his feet was his winklepicker
2007-11-02 05:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She was a diamond in the rough,
Indiscreet , quite sweet, and right tough--
Tough as the leather shoes they make
For backwoods hunters of "razorback steak".
She's an unarmed hunter who can sieze
Hogs so clever they can climb trees!
And, wiser and wilier than Socrates,
She could bring a strong man to his knees.
This sassy young lady my heart did break,
And I loved her more than my razorback steak!
2007-11-01 17:49:00 · answer #8 · answered by John (Thurb) McVey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A slick Munchkin who one day felt chipper.
tried to make off with Dorothy's jeweled slipper.
But once that Oz wizard
caught hold of his gizzard
that Munchkins as dead as the "Gipper".
2007-11-01 16:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh! my precious "Esmeralda", (gemstone)
the wild "villain" of my heart. (rouge)
I could offer you my "pork shops" (meat)
and take you to the "lower east side." (shoe)
But please...please stay with me tonight..... (thought)
because with out you ....I could die!
Well, I hope you like it, it's kind of stupid but I hope you enjoy it!
2007-11-01 16:35:50 · answer #10 · answered by LUNA. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋