It's late but the night is young and so am I! Can you tell a tale using these??

Question

1) They say that everything can........
2) Well..... unlucky in cards.......
3) Liars one, believers zero!
4) Put your money where your mouth is!
5) Har har har de har har!!!!
6) THATS HOT!!

I mean, can you create a story using these phrases, for amusement, if you please!

An "example' of what I am referrng to:
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Answer 1

They say that everything can be expalined. Well this guy was unlucky in cards and people. He found that out the night it all went down. Liars one and believers zero! He learned to never trust a stranger again. That was the night a stranger threw the cards on the table after his last losing hand and asked this gentleman the he could perform a miracle. The gentleman told him he did not believe it! He bet the man that he could think of a miracle the man could not perform. That's when the man told him to put his money where his mouth is.

Believing the man was placing a sucker's bet, the gentleman plunked down all the money he had won that evening and told the man to make him fly.

The man smiled and told the gentleman to sit back in his chair, lean back until just the back to legs were touching the floor. The gentleman made several attempts and finall he was balancing on the back two legs.

Just as he looked up he heard the man say, "Har har harde har har!!" The man snatched up the money and bolted for the door. The man forgot he was perch in such a strange position. As he attempted to rise, he and the chair tumbled to the ground. The man was gone! So was the money.

At that point the saloon gal slithered over and chucked him under the chin and uttered, "That's hot!"

Answer 2

I should have known it was trouble when he said (4) 'Put you money where your mouth is" as I teased him about my being so much better at poker than him. I wouldn't have done that if he hadn't told me what a poor player he was in the first place. Now, 4 hours later, all I can say is (3)"Liars one, Believers zero."

As I lay down my full house at the end of this hand, he just said (5) "Har har har de har har!!!" as he lay down his straight flush and took my last doubloon. That was the 15 straight hands he has won. (6) That's Hot!!!

(1) They say that everything can be explained eventually, but there is no explanation for this except bad luck, or cheating on his part, but he seems so honest to me. (2) Well...unlucky in cards...lucky in love goes the old saying. Now I'll get to see how lucky I am in love without a penny in my pocket.

Answer 3

The night ain't young, the night is old,
It's 11:50, chill and cold.
But they say everything be done
If you've got enthusiasm, a sense of fun.
I'm not the cleverest you ever saw,
What sense I have's from Maw and Paw,
And my wit no longer is sharp as a knife;
Well, unlucky in cards, unlucky in life!
A card shark or con man is not my hero,
They fiddle and burn you just like Nero:
"Liars one, believers zero":
A favorite saying of my Uncle Leo.
But some folks love to roam and ramble,
And find exciting places to gamble.
A Mississippi card shark (that's where the South is)
Said, "Put your money where your mouth is!"
"No thanks! Har har har de har har!!!!
You think I'd gamble in this marked card bar?"
Can I tell a tale using these????
Can a trapeze artist do the trapeze?
Can burglers break in a house without keys?
Exposed to a freezer, can ice cream freeze?
It's 12:12: Great! Sleep time is nigh.
It's late but the night is young, and so am I!

Answer 4

Well, you know that they say that everything can be turned around for the better. That can't be said for my luck, though, 'cos, well, I've always been unlucky in cards!
I can't bluff, but I always believe those who do! I suppose you could say, liars one, believers zero!
How can you be sure when someone's bluffing? If you always put your money where your mouth is, it looks as if you really aren't bluffing?
I told my friend about my predicament and his only response was to laugh, har har har de har har! I couldn't wait until I got a chance to laugh at him!
He gave me the perfect opportunity when he made himself a coffee, picked it up and promptly spilled it down himself yelling THAT's HOT!!

Answer 5

They say that everything can change and it just did Well I was unlucky in cards The Liars one and I was the believer who got zero.He said Put your money where your mouth is and I did . His reply was Har har har de har har!!! He laid out his cards and I had to Strip strip strip dip strip strip!! He siad THAT"S HOT! and said NO IT"S NOT
YOu're right it is late
Have fun

Answer 6

They say that everything can change in a New York minute.

"I went to New York once," Beatrice added conversationally. "Been to Vegas, too. That's where I learned to deal like this." She quickly dealt the cards and then picked up her own, surveying her hand. "Did everyone ante up? Great. Mary, you first."

"Um, okay...You said aces are high, right?" Mary murmured, fingering her cards. Beatrice narrowed her eyes.

"Remind me again how you've gone sixteen years without playing a single game of poker?"

"Well, I, um –" Mary was cut off as the door swung open.


"Having fun, Caroline, sweetie?" Mom set a plate on the old card table. "I made some snacks, in case you're hungry. I know you love jalapeño poppers!"

"Alright, Mom..." I said, embarrassed. She exited and I turned back to the game just as Beatrice swore loudly.

"Is that unlucky?" Mary asked, confusedly studying the last play made. Beatrice snorted.

"Well...unlucky in cards..." she said, raising her eyebrows suggestively. "Not –"

"Har har har de har har," I muttered. "Only you could figure out how to make a double entendre out of cards."

"As if you're one to lecture on morals," Beatrice shot back. "You probably stacked the deck."

"Of course I didn't!" I said indignantly. Liars one, believers zero. Of course I stacked the deck. But everyone always believes Sweet Caroline.

"Well then, why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" she challenged, smugly tossing a jalapeño popper in her mouth. She spluttered. "Holy crap, that's HOT!" Mary stifled a giggle.

The door swung open again. "Just me again, sweetie," Mom sang. "How's it going?"

"Great," I replied. "I'm losing, and Beatrice is teaching Mary how to play."

"Who?" she asked.

"Beatrice and Mary," I repeated, gesturing. Mom frowned.

"Sweetie, there's no one there."

"What?"

"No one there."

"Really?"

"Really," she said worriedly. I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh, thank God. That means I win." I scooped the money into my pocket. "So what's for dinner?"

Answer 7

They say that everything can........be worked the way you want ......Well..... unlucky in cards.......unlucky in love .........maybe, but......Liars one, believers zero! Never, ever Put your money where your mouth is! (You're bound to lose) Har har har de har har!!!!......... oH SH*T , JUST GOT A CURRY.......THATS HOT!!

Answer 8

They say that everything can be traced back to history.

Then refer to something now and something years ago... Old comic books can be a reference.
Dick Tracey had technology that people thought was very futuristic yet we have those things today and take them for granted...

Answer 9

if i failed to tell..oh well. its what i choose i suppose..thought i was wrong..but found i was mistakend.
liers one..believers zero..if you overcome that..your the hero.

Answer 10

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