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2007-11-01 15:21:55 · 57 answers · asked by CLOSED SITE 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

57 answers

wrist to the bed post

2007-11-01 15:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

"Tongue tied"!!!

Here's a tie tale:

A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge, his shirt open at the collar, but is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to get in.

So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.

He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, okay, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything."

2007-11-01 15:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

A tie?

2007-11-01 15:26:25 · answer #3 · answered by Alejandra 5 · 0 1

A tie.

2007-11-01 15:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well, I'd love to tie my wife!

Tickling, touching, rubbing and stuff!

The things I would do.........to her. Fun for both if the trust was there. Nothing bad, all good!

But, alas, today and everyday I tie my shoes.

2007-11-01 16:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by welder guy 2 · 0 1

A tie, a knot , a noose, a bow or a relationship?

2007-11-01 15:24:53 · answer #6 · answered by Snowy 3 · 0 1

Neck tie.

2007-11-01 15:23:46 · answer #7 · answered by Jacob W 7 · 1 1

Shoes, a tie, games, a sweater around your waist.

2007-11-01 15:25:08 · answer #8 · answered by Kera L 3 · 0 1

Shoes

2007-11-01 15:23:54 · answer #9 · answered by Nico 7 · 1 1

a bow tie

2007-11-01 15:24:39 · answer #10 · answered by joy55js 3 · 1 1

Some people "tie one one" when they drink too much.

2007-11-01 15:25:11 · answer #11 · answered by Mmerobin 6 · 0 1

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