wrist to the bed post
2007-11-01 15:24:07
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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"Tongue tied"!!!
Here's a tie tale:
A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge, his shirt open at the collar, but is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to get in.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, okay, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything."
2007-11-01 15:31:44
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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A tie?
2007-11-01 15:26:25
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answer #3
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answered by Alejandra 5
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A tie.
2007-11-01 15:23:49
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, I'd love to tie my wife!
Tickling, touching, rubbing and stuff!
The things I would do.........to her. Fun for both if the trust was there. Nothing bad, all good!
But, alas, today and everyday I tie my shoes.
2007-11-01 16:06:41
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answer #5
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answered by welder guy 2
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A tie, a knot , a noose, a bow or a relationship?
2007-11-01 15:24:53
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answer #6
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answered by Snowy 3
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Neck tie.
2007-11-01 15:23:46
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answer #7
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answered by Jacob W 7
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Shoes, a tie, games, a sweater around your waist.
2007-11-01 15:25:08
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answer #8
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answered by Kera L 3
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Shoes
2007-11-01 15:23:54
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answer #9
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answered by Nico 7
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a bow tie
2007-11-01 15:24:39
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answer #10
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answered by joy55js 3
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Some people "tie one one" when they drink too much.
2007-11-01 15:25:11
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answer #11
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answered by Mmerobin 6
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