My wife grew up on a cattle farm. Have you been on a livestock farm? Especially cattle.
I thought I'd tell my wife a cattle joke.
Do you know a good bull story, or cow joke??? KEEP IT CLEAN...points are on the line!!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
Tell me a bull story or a cow joke!
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
2007-11-01 15:17:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
What does the word "Pasteurize" mean?
Too far to see!
You must know one. Think about it! 10 points for the best COW or BULL joke or story!!!
2007-11-01 15:26:45 · update #1
The bull chasing story by darlaspi reminds me of two young lads who cut through a pasture to take a short cut home from Sunday School.
They didn't notice there was a mad bull attacking at full speed until it was too late to outrun it to the fence.
They prompted each other to pray, but neither did much praying, and couldn't think what to say.
As the bull got very close one boy prayed the only prayer he could remember.
"Lord, for what we are about to receive, make us truly gratefull!"
2007-11-01 16:08:12 · update #2
We raised black angus when I was little. I thought they were our pets and I could't wait ti see if there were any new babies every day. I loved them. One day we came home from church and they were loading them up to take them to be slaughtered. I was devastated. I didn't eat beef for years. I can still cry sometimes if I think about it.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
I loved the part on Friends where Joey uses the phrase "moo point" and defines it as "a cows opinion, it doesn't count."
2007-11-02 08:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by BERT 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know any cow or bull jokes. I did grow up on a farm and have milked many a cow and goats too. I've been chased by a bull and a steer. My nieces and I were in our pasture and my nieces were teasing a young steer that was a little ways from us. One niece turned around and was mooning the steer(I know) and didn't notice that it was running full speed for us. Me and my other niece ran as she was turning around to do a karate kid move at him and before she could turn back around we were gone. Needless to say, the steer stopped before it got to her. You know what they say " you mess with the bull, you get the horns!" In this case the steer.
2007-11-01 15:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by Shrew 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We raised cows & pigs & chickens & even some turkeys (*those things are mean!) . I never could milk , my sisters could & i tried & tried.
My mom got gorged with the horns of a holesteine bull one time, scared me to death! she did a lot of the milking, they would eat while mama would milk them. & she toted them 2 milk buckets back to the house. Wow, those were the days.
Some bulls are mean, & like NO one! & very temperamental!
but then i saw on tv, that happy cows come from California! haha
I do know what a crazy gate is, do you?
2007-11-01 16:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by AnnaMaria 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol I grew up on a farm. Before I came along there were more. We had a holstein named Bessie. She was a nice old girl. The neighbour's bull came calling and she found herself in the "family way." A bull-we named Chris. I milked and ran from a wild donkey that ate windfall sour apples. Meannnnnn as they come.
2007-11-01 15:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That is a very intersting thought. Like this, "a cow, I think I will pull those things by its stomach". Hilarious. I have milked a cow before, and I didnt enjoy it much, considering I was 6 at the time. I personally thought the thing would eat me, before I knew they were herbivores.
2007-11-01 15:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. 3.14™ 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i was raised in the country and we raised our own meat
and had a garden. i had helped with butchering chickens
(uuuggg the smell of wet chicken feathers!). the calf
was for meat and it was a bull. we butchered it at a
meat processing plant.
why did the chicken cross the road?
he was hitchhiking and no-one would stop for it!
why is the bull mad?
because he found barbeque sauce in the barn.
how do you get chocolate milk out of a white cow?
feed her brown hay.
i remembered these from the early "60's".
2007-11-02 03:51:50 · answer #6 · answered by Judy E. T 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have done all that I grew up on a ranch so I know all too well about that stuff. Love the jokes by the way lol
2007-11-01 15:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by 1hotmama 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋