A blue orangutan has made off with my silly putty and is using it as chewing gum. I asked Rainbow Brite but she is completely void of advice in dealing with this horrific act. Does anyone know how I can get it back?
2007-11-01 15:01:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I wouldn't ask for it back, Darling. You don't want to know where its been by now. Get a new peice from Santa (he's always willing to help and you should have gone to him for help first) and then engage the Care Bears to help fortify your lawn against orangutans.
2007-11-01 15:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Rainbow Brite is a ditz. Distract the blue orangutan by showing it back to back episodes of "The Bold And The Beautiful" and telling it to work out the relationships between all the characters and tell you whether there is actually anything incestuous going on or if it just seems that way, and while he's concentrating on that, get your silly putty out of his mouth. Use a coathanger though, or you'll get bitten. And blue orangutans are poisonous.
2007-11-01 20:56:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a pink orangutan to distract the blue one or maybe another blue one 'might be gay' talk to George of the jungle he'll ask. He's way cooler than Rainbow Brite. I know he can help.
2007-11-01 15:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think we need to go to the Power Rangers on this one. For the blue orangutans specifically the flavor of silly putty lasts and lasts. He won't give it up easily.
2007-11-01 15:13:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-30 13:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg wow umm...
train to become a ninja then use your ninja skills to sneak up on the monkey and pull its tail
the orangutan will scream and thats when you take the silly putty from the blue monkey's mouth
2007-11-01 15:10:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can go to the Green Fairy and wish for an unlimited supply of Silly Putty.
2007-11-01 15:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by grumpyfiend 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, your first mistake was asking Rainbow Brite. Everyone knows Strawberry Shortcake would have better advice.
2007-11-01 15:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by [192882] 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Chewing gum? Honey you ain't never never gettin' that thur putty back. That saliva done and ruined it.
...but you can have my putty if you want. It's orange.
2007-11-01 15:16:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would have called He-Man! Though I would probably just drool over him. He does have Orco who could use his magic! And once that's done, I could continue my drooling!
2007-11-01 15:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by Taellyn A 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋