i am a 38 year old male,non smoker. woke up one morning and had a extremley strong urge to sing nine to five,the next day it was high heels.i have grew my hair long and dyed it blonde,my wife says i ware more make up than she does,i ware padded bras to give myself a double d look, i also want to change my name by deed poll to dolly parton but my wife just went mad, i cant understand why she is cross.i am a truck driver and the stilettos are causing havoc with the pedals.i dont think that ther is anything wrong with me but everybody else says im nuts,what do you think.
2007-11-01 14:22:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Country
I think you should move to Vegas and get a job as a Dolly impersonator. You will probably make more than you do now and your wife will love your for it. She could start practicing her sneer and hip shaking and get a job at the Elvis wedding chapel.
2007-11-01 14:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by Diane M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude but my dad is a trucher and would flip out and wonder what the world is coming to and tell you that any woman in their right mind would not put up with a crossdresser for a hubby.(expecialy if She is strait as a board) I personaly think that if that is the way you feel you should ask Dolly what her oppenion is of you dressing like her.
GOOD LUCK :)
2007-11-04 16:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by misstakenidea 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mate, I`m a 40 yr old truck driver in New Zealand, all you need is a couple of small wooden blocks,and a roll of tape.
Just tape the blocks onto the pedals leaving gaps for the pointed heels.
Stop worrying,you haven`t got a problem. , half of the government ministers that are running the country, don`t seem to know whether or not they are supposed to sit down or stand up to pee.
Lots off people here,these days ,don`t appear to know what God intended them to be.
Guys and Gals are a thing of the past...nowdays ,it`s a bit of pot luck, guys and guys, gals and gals ,yugs and lags....anything goes..PS , be careful of that range change button on your gearshift, I snagged one of my nipple piercings on my roadranger knob, the other day,hurt like hell, tried to unhook it ,daam, my left earing got caught in the bloody horn chain, nearly crashed.
2007-11-01 20:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
Your wife needs to run.. What you just said reminds me of an episode of cops, where there was a cross dressing truck driver pickin' up some uhuhuhuhuhuhuh...and he got caught.
I think you are having a mid life crisis. good luck........
2007-11-02 07:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a truck driver Huh? I think you should
GET IN THAT TRUCK AND JUST KEEP ON DRIVING til you come to your SENSES!
2007-11-01 17:49:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you should check out the song "truckin queen" by dale watson.
2007-11-03 07:50:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been sniffing diesel fumes dude? lmao.
2007-11-01 15:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by Scooter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nuts? hell, you're Loonie Tunes!!! (hey, ain't that MY dress)!!!
lol
2007-11-01 14:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by caveman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋