A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"
"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."
"Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
2007-11-01 14:10:14 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Very funny! Now, please tell me where the stork came from.
2007-11-01 15:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by Bethany 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the little boy that came running into the house and asked his mom.."where did I come from"? Taking a deep breath she explained about the birds and bees..when she was done he said "Öh Jimmy came from Detroit"
2007-11-01 18:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by jst4pat 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A child's honesty can be refreshing and funny sometimes. This is one of them. LOL
2007-11-02 06:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is the type of questions we need right here. This was a good one. Your wit is awesome and a pleasure to read. You got me on this one too!!
Welcome back to your line of questions!! xx
2007-11-02 05:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by sherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice one :-) . And to think some mothers actually told there children this once.
2007-11-01 14:27:33 · answer #5 · answered by Dragon 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, Im gonna blog it xx
2007-11-01 20:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by Croeso 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's great!! to think that is what parents use to tell children years ago and some of them believed it!!!
2007-11-01 14:50:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-11-01 14:14:07 · answer #8 · answered by Radiator 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!!
2007-11-01 18:09:30 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good. It got me to giggling.
2007-11-01 15:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋