So you go in the bathroom, and open the toilet, and there is sitting a wolf spider who is SO big, he takes up the whole bowl. What do you do?
Appologize for not knocking?
Give him your wallet and slowly back out of the room?
Something else??
True story. Happened to my husband. The thing was GINORMOUS!! *clutches hatchet*
2007-11-01 14:08:09 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
http://www.hr-rna.com/RNA/images/Spiders/Garage%20Wolf%20rez.jpg
2007-11-01 14:21:53 · update #1
Hahahahahaha!
Hahaha...........hahahahaha!
I'm sorry,but that s*** is so funny,
"Apologize for not knocking"........hahahahahaha.
Seriously though,I would freaked out.It is one thing I know for a fact,that b**** will not escape from me.
IT WILL BE DEAD!!!
My worst fear would be if I don't get ride of it,it will bite one of my children.I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!!!
2007-11-01 15:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
first, tell everyone to close the lids of the toilet, not necessarily the doors. Your dog likes to drink out of the toilet because its fresh water, and when hes drinking out of the non-flushed one, its because hes used to the fresh water toilets. Get him a water bowl that constantly fills up, like that has a water jug on the top that gives him water all the time. They also make water bowls that have a mini waterfall on it and the water goes into the bowl from the running waterfall and then excess water goes into the back of the waterfall and comes out again. That way he always has running water. Good Luck:)
2016-04-01 23:38:38 · answer #2 · answered by Jane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first, I would scream til everybody in my house heard and came running. Then, I would point to the spider, with a trembling hand. And finally, I would run out of the room and into my backyard. Their are smaller bugs back there.
2007-11-01 14:49:03 · answer #3 · answered by You Know You Love Me <3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must hate spiders. I would drop the seat on his head and flush three times. Send him to the white trash living in the basement.
2007-11-01 14:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahh omg thats my worst fear!!! I always open the toilet praying that a snake or spider arent in there!! I would slowly back away and run for my life!!!
2007-11-01 14:42:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a lady in NY City recently had a 7-foot python come up into her toilet----she now uses a porta-potty sorta thing...
I am not afraid of spiders, or snakes. Sorry for the no-fun answer...
2007-11-01 14:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it would be a long time before i could sit down and take a dump.lol
When i was a kid my grandmother had an out house, i hated to have too do #2 at night, I was afraid a spider mite bite my bunghole.lol
As to your question, I would not have to use the toilet any more, that's for sure. lol
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-01 14:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wish I hadn't read this. I feel weird now. I hate spiders, I have the most awful phobia of them. If that happened to me I'd probably drop dead of fright. Oh, God, the light in my bathroom isn't working and it's dark. Oh why did I read this? :(
2007-11-01 14:14:07 · answer #8 · answered by clare 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
true story- i was at a hotel in a woodsy area, pulled back the covers and that same spider was resting on my pillow....
i did not apologize
i did not give up my wallet
i screamed and ran
2007-11-01 15:23:42 · answer #9 · answered by saraJ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg I just looked at a picture of it and it's huge!!! I'd freak out!! Probably wouldn't even think to flush it. Just run away screaming. Maybe even cry.
2007-11-01 14:14:53 · answer #10 · answered by ♥~Onyx~♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋