Green, Green Grass
And of course, the best is saved for last: A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
2007-11-01 12:38:19 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Saw this in Readers Digest - it was presented as being true.
2007-11-01 12:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Minger 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Shame on you..telling jokes in this section.. a cardnal sin, I found this out today! But it made me laugh, so say 2 Hail Mary's and put $5 in the collection box, then go out and tell two more of them...Please! Goldwing
2007-11-01 12:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Poor
2007-11-01 12:47:41 · answer #3 · answered by The Darkened Man 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't know about that but I did meet a woman who did have the tattoo with the mouse and the lawn mower....saw it....dropped her drawers right in the bar.....,..LOL
2007-11-01 12:53:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I highly doubt the credibility of this story, especially the surgeons crafty penmanship
2007-11-01 12:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by amber 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Why would they have to shave her pubic hair for an appendix removal? I think it is just a joke
2007-11-01 13:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by kana121569 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sounds more like a joke than a story.
2007-11-01 12:51:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's a rather convoluted way to get to a lame punchline.
Would have been funnier if they worked "weedwacker" into it...
peace
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2007-11-01 14:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by OhYeah?! 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny! But when has anyone ever been able to read a doctors handwriting???
2007-11-01 12:59:37 · answer #9 · answered by judy b 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Good one Susie, Goldwing stole my line though, he is shifty that way.
2007-11-01 13:38:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋