I bring my dog, Ole Ernie, to work occasionaly. He is the very friendly sort. Anyway, the first thing he did this morning was "nose greet" the temp I hired for reception. Then proceeded to wrap his fore legs around her thighs and, well, you know.
Sure wish I could get away with that.
2007-11-01 12:27:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I've always had leg hump envy, but life is full of disappointments. On another note, believe me, if I could lick my private parts, I'd go for it.
2007-11-01 14:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget the humping. Honey, I'd find a secluded area of the yard and just lick myself until I passed out.
2007-11-01 19:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Dogs are so inappropriate. Maybe you could get away with it if you looked at the receptionist with big eyes and said "woof."
2007-11-01 12:35:56 · answer #3 · answered by WinstonPug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humans will be envious of dogs' lives as long as they both shall live.
2007-11-01 12:30:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! Dirty old man :) Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. Shoulda put that one in the jokes catagory!!! :) XxXxX
2007-11-01 12:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by Lala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You probably could too
2007-11-01 12:31:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a dog
2007-11-01 12:30:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yes
2007-11-01 12:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES!!! I want to be able to pee where ever the hell i want!!!
2007-11-01 12:30:48 · answer #9 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious?
2007-11-01 12:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋