Can you write an amusing story that includes 6 of these Darren McGavin titles?

Question

1. Night Stalker
2. When Shadows Fall
3. Kill the Dream, But Spare the Dreamer
4. The Double Cross
5. The Living Dead
6. Mysteries of the Ancient World
7. The Werewolf
8. Counter-Attack
9. Crime Photographer
10. The X Files

Answer 1

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a stalk of corn called...the Night Stalker. When shadows fall, it comes to life, and runs around the field ranting. It is said when someone comes near him, he shouts "Kill the dream, but spare the dreamer!" and hides behind another corn stalk. One day, two crosses suddenly popped out of the ground. The corn stalks called them The double crosses. they were made out of cookies. Every night, the night stalker would come out, climb on top of them, and shout at the top of his lungs, "The living dead are coming to eat the cookies! save yourselves!". The double crosses were thought to be saying that, so they were inducted into the Mysteries of the ancient world, along with the werewolf. One night, a man called the Crime Photographer saw the Night stalker, and started chasing him with his camera. Then something happened that the Crime Photographer did not expect. The Night Stalker randomly turned around, shouted "Counter-Attack!" and took the camera. The crime photographer was so mad, he put the Night Stalker in The X Files, and the double cross was never heard from again...

Answer 2

>> When shadows fall the night stalker appears, he is one of the living dead, or maybe the werewolf. He may hold within his grasp, all the mysteries of the ancient world, but a crime photographer once said, "maybe we'll never know".
End.

Answer 3

no, i wish I could
he is my favorite actor