This baffles me.
2007-11-01 09:16:37 · 13 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Chuck Norris won't take the demotion.
He likes his chair as supreme ruler of the universe.
(happy birthday!)
2007-11-01 09:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
he doesn't need to run for president. Behind Dubya, there is Chuck Norris with his fist ready to veto his life if he (Dubya) doesn't do what Chuck asks him to do. Chuck Norris is a modest dude and he doesn't want the media attention. Chuck Norris is there in the oval office and he sits there with his legs in the desk while he smokes and make decisions such as who he will allow to live next year. While Chuck is doing that, Dubya is moping the floor and cleaning Chuck's wastes.
George W. Bush, William Clinton and all past presidents including George Washington have been under Chuck Norris' supervision and they all know how it is like to be roundhouse kicked by The Man.
2007-11-01 10:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-09 23:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he endorsed Huckabee, but the reality is, if Mr. Norris did run, he would win 98% of the popular vote and every state. Mr. Norris will when it is his time ascend to the Presidency!
2007-11-01 10:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by Spartacus 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because I think it is a federal offense to roundhouse kick a member of the secret service- and probably about the time, they started to tell him to go into the top secret underground barracks, they would have a face full of boot heel.
Also I think he does not want the Media attention.
2007-11-01 10:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It baffles everyone including him, Ha ha ha
2007-11-01 09:30:22 · answer #6 · answered by niddlie diddle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He has the president run for him
2007-11-01 09:21:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Since when does a God need to run for presidency?!
Funny you had to ask!
2007-11-01 11:34:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he is much to great for the measly position of presidency
2007-11-02 04:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would rather vote for Rocco Siffredi
2007-11-01 09:23:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋