Can you fill in the blanks with as many words as you wish to create an amusing story?

Question

My father likes to tell the story of the time he and _______ went on a cross-country hitch-hiking adventure. They were headed for ________ and it took them _________ to get there. He says they would have gotten there sooner but _____ needed to ______ .
On their first day on the road they encountered ________. Frightening though it was, he says they learned an important lesson: _________________________________.
By the time they reached the half way mark, in ________, they were both so ______ they decided to ___________.
When at last they reached their destination, the first thing dad did was to ___________.
When he returned home, his neighborhood newspaper ran a story on him; The headlines read:____________________.

Answer 1

My father likes to tell the story of the time he and my mom went on a cross-country hitch-hiking adventure. They were headed for Woodstock and it took them six weeks to get there. He says they would have gotten there sooner but they would have had to fly or get a car which meant they would have needed to sell their drugs or mom’s body for money neither of which thing they were willing to do (although they did think long and hard about selling Mom’s body).

On their first day on the road they encountered another bunch of hippies headed for Woodstock, too. That night, they stopped at a campground and started a big bonfire. Everybody was singing and dancing and taking their clothes off when one of the hippies opened his guitar case and took out a big ax and started chopping everyone to pieces. Luckily, Mom and Dad were able to get away when the firelight caught Mom’s mood ring and temporarily blinded the ax murdering hippy just as he was about to whack Dad. Frightening though it was, he says they learned an important lesson: When you meet a hippy with a guitar case, make sure there’s really a guitar in it or always make sure you wear a mood ring to a bonfire.

By the time they reached the half way mark, in Topeka, Kansas, they were both so short on money they decided to put on a little performance art production of their journey to earn some public “donations”. Trouble is when they got to the part re-enacting the ax murders the police recognized this crime had just appeared on an episode of America’s Most Wanted the night before. They immediately arrested both my Dad and Mom for the murders. While they were questioning my dad under bright Klieg lights, once again, my mom used her mood ring to blind the detectives and they were able to escape to the open road.

When at last they reached their destination, the first thing dad did was to shave his head and Mom’s and get them some of those Hari Krishna robes along with a couple pair of finger cymbals so the cops wouldn’t recognize them. They sold roses at airports on the way home instead of doing any more performance art (which turned out to be a good idea since their pictures were now hanging in every post office across the country.)

When he returned home, his neighborhood newspaper ran a story on him; The headlines read: Local Hari Krishna Couple Says Owning an Ax, or a Mood Ring, or Going to Topeka, Kansas is Against Their Religious Beliefs.

Answer 2

My father likes to tell the story of the time he and a sheep went on a cross-country hitch-hiking adventure. They were headed for a pool and it took them 2 days to get there. He says they would have gotten there sooner but the sheep needed to stop for a sanndwich .
On their first day on the road they encountered a cow. Frightening though it was, he says they learned an important lesson: not to croos a road with a cow on the other side...
By the time they reached the half way mark, in canada, they were both so hairy they decided to shave.
When at last they reached their destination, the first thing dad did was to have a drink.
When he returned home, his neighborhood newspaper ran a story on him; The headlines read: sheep and old man walk to canada.

Answer 3

My father likes to tell the story of the time he and Mickey Mouse went on a cross-country hitch-hiking adventure. They were headed for Mt. Everest and it took them 20 years to get there. He says they would have gotten there sooner but Mickey needed to take his time.
On their first day on the road they encountered a reptilian mouse. Frightening though it was, he says they learned an important lesson: Don't' think they can't breath fire.
By the time they reached the half way mark, in Chicago, they were both so crazy they decided to take a rest at the local asylum.
When at last they reached their destination, the first thing dad did was to make a couple of Snow-cones.
When he returned home, his neighborhood newspaper ran a story on him; The headlines read Local Dad Drives Mickey Mouse Crazy.

Answer 4

My father likes to tell the story of the time he and ___Mom____ went on a cross-country hitch-hiking adventure. They were headed for ___Las Vegas to get married_____ and it took them ___3 weeks______ to get there. He says they would have gotten there sooner but _Mom____ needed to ___whiz so often___ .
On their first day on the road they encountered __a friendly group of motorcycle enthusiasts______. Frightening though it was, he says they learned an important lesson: __always wear sunscreen when sitting on a motorcycle all day__.
By the time they reached the half way mark, in _Indiana_______, they were both so ___exhausted___ they decided to _carjack a limo to get there__________.
When at last they reached their destination, the first thing dad did was to _sell the limo to Elvis__________.
When he returned home, his neighborhood newspaper ran a story on him; The headlines read:__Locals Wed the Wild Way out West____.

Answer 5

whilst the area alien stepped out of the unidentified flying merchandise he glanced on the team, OMG..He appeared only like Jonathan Ross on a solid day. A reporter from the solar yelled out, whats up mate are you with regards to Jonathon Ross, if no longer whats your call asked a marginally super lady on the front of the team. The alien responded Yingtang why whats yours. He became donning silver and gold glitter bell bottoms and he jogged my memory of the lead singer from the Bee Gees As he walked to the microphone to handle the team I unexpectedly had the urge for some jive conversing, he appeared at me and yelled, thank you to pass lady, thank you to pass.

Answer 6

Chuck Norris
Topeka
3 days
Chuck
pee
Vin Diesel
Never eat yellow snow
Cadamanzoo
agitated
throw rocks
Tell Chuck Norris they were breaking up
"Chuck Norris takes 3 days to pee"


: ) Common that was funny!