2007-11-01 06:27:37 · 13 answers · asked by Link strikes back 6 in Travel ➔ United States ➔ Other - United States
Claim foul, explosive diarrhea. That'll make them wary...
2007-11-01 06:47:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now get your dictionary out: watch your diet prior and during the flight, you must eat the appropriate food stuffs. On landing, as soon as they ask you to bend over, lift your a...se up to the inspector's face, lower your pants, and get ready NOW.... yes NOW you FART. That is how it is done, if you want to be an (f)artful a..se search dodger!
2007-11-03 11:26:52 · answer #2 · answered by Laurel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm just laughing too hard to think of anything
I'm sure that makes me look like a jackass but 'that's funny right thar'
2007-11-01 06:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Possibly with a medical certificate.
2007-11-01 06:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by proud walker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You might wanna pursue a dream other than Proctology, sadly.
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2007-11-01 06:48:29 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walk straight.
2007-11-01 06:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sew it shut for the trip?
2007-11-01 06:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Use a wheelchair. They'll think you're disabled and won't think they need to check you.
2007-11-01 06:32:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Don't break the law UNTIL you are in the US.
2007-11-01 06:52:59 · answer #9 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You planning on hiding something up your ar*e then??
2007-11-01 06:31:34 · answer #10 · answered by reggie 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋