I've tried everything. I tied their little feet together with string, but they couldn't walk or swim well and it seemed to make the problem worse, rather than keep them in a row.
2007-11-01 06:25:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Show them a picture of Chuck Norris. (I've been answering a lot of your questions with Chuck Norris lately, haven't I?) They'll be so scared that they will get in a row all by themselves.
2007-11-01 06:35:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
I like the Chuck Idea. Tell them that if they don't stay in a row like good little ducks, that you will get Chuck to come deal with them. That should scare them into a row.
You could also tell them the you will trade them in on the Aflac Duck.
2007-11-01 06:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
A row of very small cages always worked best for me. And, as they grow, they turn into square ducks!
2007-11-01 06:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by Esma 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Hot glue natural earth magnets to their front and back. Make sure the polarities are reversed, or they won't stick together properly.
2007-11-01 06:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Put them all in a rain gutter.
2007-11-01 07:16:54 · answer #5 · answered by Kerry 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A mantlepiece usually works well.
2007-11-01 06:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Find a good psychiatrist!
2007-11-01 07:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by judy b 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Use rubber cement
2007-11-01 06:28:21 · answer #8 · answered by Nea 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Threaten them with an assault rifle.
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2007-11-01 06:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Short, light chains, like a chain gang.
Oh don't you know....
2007-11-01 06:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋