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I eat stupid snake if he bite my little Sergeyovic. You stay away from snake, Ivana come for you now.

2007-11-01 06:58:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

What TD Mooseface said. You know, them asp bites can be pretty toxic. Suggest you take a red magic marker and paint the tip of snakey's fangs red for next Halloween. In the meantime, you and Moley can take turns sucking venom out of each other's butts.

2007-11-01 05:50:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I do. Every time I try to put bolts in my Pomeranian's neck he bites me.

"Your Frankenstein Mr. Puffles...Frankenstein", I say.

You think the dog would show a little graditude...I took a lot of time spray painting him green.

Stupid Haloween!

2007-11-01 05:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by Todd 7 · 2 0

I don't think anyone can hate things like you.
Halloween is alright, it seemed better when I was a child, but now I can scare the children.

2007-11-01 07:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0 0

I don;t know what;s up It took the kids to get their faces painted' and it only took 3hours and 45seconds ; and they act like it took a lifetime.Then my cat wouldn;t wear her cowboy hat or her fur slipper boots.they act like they rather be doing something else; ya right,Dumb Halloween...

2007-11-01 08:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 0 0

Just tell him it's a protective covering, he'll understand.

Next time use spell check... I think you spelled Intrinsic Cauterization wrong.

2007-11-01 06:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

For Craips Sake!!!
whats going on here???

2007-11-01 07:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by Freeman 5 · 0 0

son of a bit$%, i would kill the snake, just get rid of it. a.s.a.p. he is trying to come in between you and your vampire teeth.

2007-11-02 01:22:23 · answer #8 · answered by HEARTBOUND♥ 4 · 0 0

I'm taking the high road on this one...the new Yuk Yuk Yuk...and, what comes after three? yoinnnnK!

2007-11-01 06:10:11 · answer #9 · answered by Ha'ole Boy! 2 · 1 0

I believe you are looking for the FREAKS chat line....not the reptile forum............get out of here!

POOR SNAKE!

2007-11-01 08:02:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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