no comment on my part, but who can stop his round house kick is my question?
2007-11-01 03:26:48 · 8 answers · asked by Bill$ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
I'm going to have to call shenanigans on this question. It's a trick. Nothing, I repeat nothing can stop a round house kick from Chuck Norris.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
2007-11-01 05:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by nlfergsn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well Bruce Lee could if he was still alive. Since Bruce is a lot faster and better at martial art. Bruce Lee did created the 2 fingers push up and the deadly 1 inch punch. Check this video where Bruce Lee fought Norris
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
2007-11-01 11:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mrs> Norris , his mom could slap the little BStD silly.
The current Mrs. Norris can slap his behind silly too!! only now he begs for more!
2007-11-01 10:30:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO one not even the mighty King Leonidas
2007-11-01 10:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
JET LI, KILLS CHUCK NORRIS, HE IS MUCH FASTER, AND BESIDES CHUCK IS OLD NOW AND PROBABLY COULD ONLY FIGHT FOR 20 MINUTES AT THE MOST. sSORRYy BUT CHUCK IS WEAK, I THINK JACKIE COULD BEAT HIM AS WELL.
2007-11-01 14:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by Ice Man 318 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the man were alive today, I'd say Bruce Lee.
2007-11-01 16:24:57 · answer #6 · answered by Jon C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
King Kong comes to mind; he would swallow ol' Chuckie whole with one gulp.
2007-11-01 18:44:41 · answer #7 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHUCKS GREAT BUT JACKIE'S THE BEST
2007-11-01 12:05:29 · answer #8 · answered by David S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋