Anyone else have any experiences...?

Question

With spirits, demons, angels or the alike on All Hallow's Eve?

Happy All Saints Day!

Answer 1

The ghosts in my house have been active the past few days. Three sightings by different members of my family.

Answer 2

Not on All Hallow's Eve. One night, however, when I was about 14, I was sitting on the porch of the rectory for a country parish at which my uncle was the priest. There was a stone path that led from the rectory to a banquet hall, about 50 yards away.

I was looking across the lawn, toward the hall, just enjoying the night, I guess. Since this was way (way-way) out in the country, and it was perhaps 11 p.m. or so, there was no traffic, and most of the homes on the street were dark.

Then, I saw something like a dark spot, or shadow or cloud. I could see the lawn and some stones of the path through it, but it was distinctly a sort of moving "shade." It was simply there; didn't seem to come from anywhere, and then it sort of moved across the stone path, and then down to the hall.

I swear I saw this. I don't remember it well, but I know I got up, and walked to the spot where I first saw this "shadow." I didn't feel anything unusual, looked around and didn't see anything, or hear anything.

That even stays with me though, as truly unexplainable.

Answer 3

I don't know if what u categorizes santa in,,,But this really happened to me,,,,,

Twas the night before All Hallows, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my b*ner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Shoved a broom up his a*s, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

Whoa Shithead, whoa A*shole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a spatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. I was donning my jockies, to cover my a*s, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.

"That was some brothel," he said with a smile, "The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay awhile" He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false t*ts, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And six pair of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several more things I shouldn't even mention. A f*ck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.

"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will sh*t, So I'll leave 'em here. and then I'll just split." He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny bu*t plug stuck under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his a*s and farted instead. In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch, Saying, "Take me home, Rudolph. This night's been a b*tch!"

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, "The best thing about pu*sy is you can't wear it out!!"

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P.s. Santa was on a trial run before Chrismas..................

Answer 4

hi sKa long time no hear,my ghost(JOJO)he kinda hid out last nite,he'd been a little annoying bout all day,messing w/my recliner,clothes dryer,laying on bed,but when the little spooks got here ,he went to the shop

Answer 5

lol, dodomeat.
perfect answer.