Assuming that you could defend yourself against charges of animal cruelty, is the actual act illegal?
2007-10-31 23:21:50 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
penetrative sex with any animal is illegal in England and Wales with a maximum penalty of 2 years imprisonment.
Denmark and Sweden have no such laws.
2007-11-01 01:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by Spawnee 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First and foremost you need to worry about personal safety; make sure Mr. Ed wears a condom!
..Then there's the matter of supplies: A proper harness, for starters... Perhaps some scented oils, some baby powder (made from real, powdered babies - not that imitation stuff), and last-but-not-least a nice, long carrot (hey let's not get perverted here; the carrot's for the horse, now!).
Once you've got everything set up, make sure you've got enough film and action! ..You'll be an instant internet celebrity!
..Which brings us back to your original question: Now that you're a celebrity, there's no way you'll get jail time for something like this... A simple slap on the wrist will do, I'm sure (just ask Paris Hilton; how do you think her career got started!?).
Good luck, and have fun, you two lovebirds!
2007-10-31 23:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by Joka 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Penetration of or by an animal is illegal, and carries a sentence of up to 2 years imprisonment. Historically an unspecified range of acts were illegal, however the Sexual Offences Act 2003 section 69 which followed a major review of all sexual offences in UK law clarified this, removing the ambiguous activities from the scope of the law, and changing the sentence from life imprisonment (which had been criticized as over-harsh) to two years.
If I were you, I'd just say "neigh."
2007-10-31 23:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is legal for one horse to have sex with another horse provided both owners are in agreement.
There needs to be a contract with respect to which horse owner will be the owner of the children of the sex, if any.
It is called stud fees.
2007-11-01 07:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can u hv sex with a horse...he wud kick u out with horse power and u wud b just nowhere! Don't be an animal! U can hv sex with only 1 animal...and that's a human being!!!
2007-10-31 23:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by vashtu 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Had a fellow here in the States that tried that. Horse objected by kicking him to death. Relative of yours by chance??
2007-10-31 23:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that considered cruelty against animal?!!! I wonder if there's a strong law against perversion!
2007-10-31 23:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by Mysterious 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes it is illegal. But there are some states in america where you are even allowed to marry animals. But i'm sure thats no great suprise to you
2007-10-31 23:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes it is someone where i live was caught doing it to horse and was sentened to 6 months in prison should of been longer what kind of pervert are you anyway cant you get a human
2007-10-31 23:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
under english law there isnt anything stopping you but its not the nicest thing you can do. have you tried humans first and if you get near the back of the horse it may kick you if it doesnt fancy you.
2007-10-31 23:38:04 · answer #10 · answered by Joe 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋