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2007-10-31 17:56:43 · 24 answers · asked by .ılı. 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
2007-10-31 17:59:00 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
%. up lines don’t paintings! It doesn’t count number how "gentle" a guy thinks he's - it’s merely ridiculous, and proves he’s were given no recreation, and worse NO class! It also doesn’t count number how good searching he's - I’ve considered adult adult males use tacky pickup lines to target to be humorous, yet I nonetheless imagine it is extremely lame. good searching + attempt at humor = loser. I admit that i'm kindof a "B" at the same time as adult adult males attempt to assert tacky issues to me at a bar, because ninety 9% of the adult adult males at a bar have undesirable intentions (in my opinion) and it’s offensive to me to be considered as an merchandise, or at the same time as adult adult males make irrelevant comments! listed decrease than are some that adult adult males have really tried on me (and failed): did you recognize CPR? reason you're taking my breath away!! am i able to ask you you’re call or am i able to easily call you "mine"? If i might want to rearrange the alphabet, I’d placed U and that i jointly. guy: Excuse me, do you've any raisins? (me: uh, no...) guy: How about a date? guy: am i able to purchase you a drink? (me: no!) guy: Comeon, the more advantageous you drink the more advantageous i look! They call me espresso because I grind so high quality (eww!) If I had a backyard I’d placed my 2 lips and your 2 lips jointly Is your dad a baker? because you've the superb buns I’ve ever considered! Did it harm once you fell from heaven? might want to you please back up from the bar, you’re so warm you’re melting the ice! I lost my wide style am i able to have yours? I lost my teddy undergo, will you sleep with me (eww!!) and then there are the very lewd ones that i can not placed on the following, yet I’m certain each and every woman has heard. i'm getting that beautiful body one each and every of the time too, Aly! i can’t say that I’ve ever heard one which's "good" because they have by no skill worked on me. there have been some which have made me chortle, yet merely because i'm guffawing (ninety 9% of the time i'm guffawing AT him), doesn’t advise "fulfillment".
2016-10-23 05:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never used pickup "lines." I would just say something spontaneous and for the moment and take it from there. Sometimes what I said was effective and resulted in dates, makeout sessions, etc. Most of the time it was not effective and resulted in rude rebuffs.
It's a sport. You can't take it too seriously.
It's not a relationship yet...it's just people bumping into each other in the night. If you take losing to heart you won't have the heart to play the game very long.
2007-10-31 18:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I'll chance it, anyway.
I was at a Christmas party a couple of years ago, when this "idjit" approached me and said : "Boy, would I like to get into your pants!"
To which, with repugnance, I replied, abandoning altogether my usual propriety : " I already, sir, have ONE @sshole in there. What could I possibly want with another?"
True as life, this really happened. I must have been in better than usual form, that night, I must say, guv!!!
2007-10-31 18:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by skydancerwi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ive never really used one but i love hearing ridiculous ones like "Hey, baby wanna make an easy 50 bucks?" or "Hey, you know I'm like a Rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder i get." Stuff like that is great and you gotta be a real man with sum iron balls to pull those off.
2007-10-31 18:09:33 · answer #5 · answered by peter p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"come to me"
That's it! yeah! the guy is walking past me and looks at me all suave and sexy like and says "come to me" like I was his ho or something. I didn't even acknowledge he spoke.
And I cant forget to mention that guy in the bar back when i was young and dumb hangin out in bars. No kidding, this guy walked right up to me (had been introduced another night but only acquaintances) and said 2 words to me. He said "Lets f***"
What is wrong with these guys?!?!?!?!?! I do not dress provocative and i don't invite these guys, they just show up. Weirdos!
2007-10-31 18:04:05 · answer #6 · answered by J C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how would you like some fries with that shake?
Baby, you look as good as a brand new set of mud tires.
Did it hurt? (she says - what?) ( you say) when you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
(if their really drunk) I have an alligater in my truck, want to see it? (they'll forget what the went out their for and will be suseptable to about anything)
tell them you have terminal cancer. If you can get a woman to feel sorry for you, shes yours.
2007-10-31 18:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst I heard is- Hey baby whats your name don't I know you from somewhere?
2007-10-31 18:01:07 · answer #8 · answered by Denise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worse pick up line forever:
"hey, i'm Daniel, my wife just left me cause we found out i'm sterile''.
Yeah right, & you know what you call people like that?
Parents! haha
2007-10-31 18:01:24 · answer #9 · answered by AnnaMaria 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't use pick up lines. I'm into connection and connection speaks it's own language.
2007-10-31 17:59:42 · answer #10 · answered by JOHN 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋