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Dane cook is awesome; i want to be just like him on his comedy acts........SOOO Halirious!!!!!

2007-10-31 17:03:10 · 6 answers · asked by mandaark17 1 in Entertainment & Music Television Comedy

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It's gotta be good, but not too long. You have to keep the audiences attention. Here's one for starters:

A doctor is showing med students around a hospital. They observe one patient in his room masturbating.

The students ask: "What's that guy doing?"
The doctor says "He has a condition in which his testicles fill up too fast with sperm. If he doesn't masturbate, his testicles will explode and he will die"

The students move to another floor and they see a patient getting a bl.ow j.ob from a nurse.

The students ask again "What's that about?"

The doctor says "Same problem, better health insurance."

OOOOH... RIM SHOT! Bada Bum!

2007-10-31 17:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Rich 3 · 0 0

Dude all you need to do is find funny things that everyone can relate to. That's what Dane does. I suggest carring around a notepad. When something funny or could be funny happens write it down.....Good Luck.............If you like Dane cook You'll love Demitri Martin and Christopher Titus

2007-11-01 01:48:11 · answer #2 · answered by movie mad1 2 · 0 0

For longer jokes, a good storyline to make the joke funny

2007-11-01 00:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0 0

A genuine sense of humor, excellent public speaking skills, and a natural talent for comic timing.

2007-11-01 01:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by lmn78744 7 · 0 0

Time your punch line well and don't laugh about it before you give it. Good luck.

2007-11-01 00:44:12 · answer #5 · answered by Tashi 1 · 0 0

hahahahahha funny joke!!!...

2007-11-01 00:18:26 · answer #6 · answered by Ooh-La-La! 3 · 0 0

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