whilst lugging home that massive bag of Halloween candy?
2007-10-31 16:06:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, I don't know
if I'm ready
to be the pig
I have to be.
I close my eyes.
Begin to chow.
My diet is
a wreck by now.
2007-10-31 16:12:00 · update #1
Tuck Fhat! I just went out to the store and bought some candy this year. I'm lazy AND greedy.
2007-10-31 16:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Habanera 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naw, I let my kids do the lugging, (there are 4) so when they go to bed, I pick some of my favorite "good pieces" of candy out. Naughty, maybe, but I don't trick or treat. I might prank every once in a while though if I know you.
2007-10-31 16:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! The things you come up with! It's more like "my teeth are gonners now."
The bags of candy are now the bottomless bowls of candy. My lord, it's going to be months before that candy is gone.
2007-11-01 05:19:47 · answer #3 · answered by Lady M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stable comedian tale... for people who don't get it (groan): the guy's testicles have been secured in a vice so as that he won't be in a place to pass. The storage he's in is going to be set on hearth so if he desires to flee he will might desire to shrink off his very own manhood or burn to dying. Geddit now? :)
2016-09-28 02:46:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess tears of joy will stream down if you're trying to lose weight. Look out !Thanksgiving and Christmas is right behind it. Guess your New Year's resolution will be to lose weight.
2007-10-31 16:19:37 · answer #5 · answered by deneansmith@att.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda funny dude! just gets you in the spirit of the holiday
2007-10-31 16:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here have some more trying to lose 10 #
2007-10-31 16:10:47 · answer #7 · answered by Agent99 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have tears of joy when i hear and see my daughter in her orchestra concert. i am so very proud♥
2007-10-31 17:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
(crying) No I didn't get to go this year...My kids are w/dad and my man took his daughter and I was never even invited....
2007-10-31 16:41:12 · answer #9 · answered by karens lovinlife 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL No, I am on a diet! :0(
2007-10-31 18:31:57 · answer #10 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋