A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour surgical
procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?
2007-10-31 15:32:16 · 12 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
lmao! Very funny, PeeMee, thanx for the giggle. It reminded me of the time that my dad was in hospital for yet another experimental procedure for his arthritis. There was a young Philipino nurse whose English wasn't so good. She had been assigned to my dad and helped him whenever he needed it because he'd had an operation on both hands. Whilst he was being fed his dinner she stopped and hurried away. He sat and waited for her to come back and when she did she had 2 slices of bread and butter with her. She sat down and very carefully placed all his tablets on one of the slices and then put the other slice on top. She carefully cut it into little pieces and started to put the 1st one into his mouth. Dad stopped her and asked what she was doing..."Doctor say medicine be sandwiched for you Mr. L" Dad definately laughed his ar*e off!!!!
2007-11-01 00:56:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i do think she needs one... But if I'm in the patient's situation, I would wish she wears one... haha! I do think the nurse needs one since she is in the hospital.... if she hears wrong information anout a ceratin order of a doctor, it might cause life and death may be a result! nice story! =) 2 thumbs up!
2007-10-31 22:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by damian_emman 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! Hahaha thats a funny joke though..
2007-11-01 00:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by Desiree Mu 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That has got to be the funnest joke I've herd for years. I'm copying and paisting!!
2007-10-31 22:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by Damo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one several times and it still makes me giggle.
2007-10-31 22:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, just an interpreter. lmao
2007-10-31 22:37:07 · answer #6 · answered by Dianne m 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-10-31 23:17:52 · answer #7 · answered by The Darkened Man 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, cute
2007-10-31 22:34:32 · answer #8 · answered by Melly 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao! Thanks PeeMee.
You always brighten my day. Hugs x
2007-11-01 06:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HUH???
2007-11-01 00:19:52 · answer #10 · answered by Deenie 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋