Think light-hearted. Please.
2007-10-31 15:20:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
okay you can do better than that.
2007-10-31 15:38:38 · update #1
mmmm....let me think..,ok here you go
little jack horner stood in the corner
shagging his girlfriend dry
he stuck in his thumb,pulled out some come
& said "f**ck this tastes better than pie"
old mother hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone
went she bent over,rover took over
& gave her a bone of his own
australian joke: why do kangaroos have pouches??
so the aussies have got somewhere
to put there beer while they are
shagging them:-)
hope this helps...& they arent to awful or offensive
have a wonderfull day
2007-11-01 02:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by hippy.dude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water? No, well if they fall forward they'll fall into the boat.
This Indian parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show
it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes
speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before
speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Indian grabs his mobile and Calls the
police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has
a chance to ask any questions, the Indian starts screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how Long at
the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the Indian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes His
head in
disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Indians are," he
says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Indian.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn
off when the truck hit you." The Indian looks down in absolute horror
"F*****G HELL!!!!!!" he screams........ "Where's my Rolex ????..."
2007-10-31 15:28:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well there was this 85 year old man who had a doctor's exam. A few days later the doc saw him out with a beautiful, young woman on his arm and he was partying. Next week the 85 year old came for a few more test. "Boy, that was a beautiful woman you had on your arm the other day." Doc says.
"Just doing what you told me."
"What I told you?"
"Yes, you said 'get a beautiful chick and be happy.'"
"No, I didn't. I said you have a heart murmur and be careful."
Some cardiac humor.
2007-10-31 17:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by Coop 366 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you know a lot if not all of my jokes by now... but now i have to use the crappy ones from camp...
do you know wat happens at the end of Harry Potter 7?
IT ENDS!
http://www.brownielocks.com/cheesyjokes.html
here take these instead i cant think of any more...
hope you feel better!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6178464270323360153&q=red+vs+blue+thanksgiving+site%3Avideo.google.com&total=2&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
these guys always makes me feel better.
the video is called Red Vs. Blue Indigestion 2004
2007-10-31 23:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
check out Charlie the Unicorn on youtube lol!!!
2007-10-31 15:29:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats brown and sticky??
A stick
bwhahahahahaha
2007-10-31 15:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by jeenious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...Sorry, no can do. I'm heartless.
But I guess that kinda is light-hearted...
2007-10-31 15:25:35 · answer #7 · answered by sereneexe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
light hearted?
neva really wieghted my heart
2007-10-31 15:24:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋