This section is undoubtedly one of the roughest of sites so a little humor courtesy of Dr. Earnest T might be in order here . LOL . Smile a little . Laugh alot !!
Here's one I saw and answered earlier from the infamous 'Government Cheese'. Some of the humor is in the spelling , and then in the answers too .
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao5eJ91xcFe.r2sBgGg1xDHsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071031103133AAF4cE9&show=7#profile-info-sZOVWMGkaa
What's the Funniest You've Seen ?
2007-10-31 13:38:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
When Tim Russert asked Hillary if she backed Gov. Spitzers plan to reward illegal immigrants with NY state drives licenses....and her non answer that's going to haunt (sorry, Halloween) her throughout her failing bid to become president.
2007-10-31 13:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
When John McCain was talking about Hill dogs Woodstock museum proposal and said that he didn't go to Woodstock's pharmaceutical event because he was "tied up" at the time.
What a great illustration of where liberal priorities are.
2007-10-31 21:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by stratmagic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke:
Questions for Mrs. Clinton......need some answers!?
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were
paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.
Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary pointed him out and asks him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
First - Whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - What the hell happened to Kenneth?"
2007-10-31 20:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Funniest question I've ever seen was "How do I ask a question?" Actually, somebody led me to it, and it was in the Yahoo products section.
That Jimmy Carter thing is pretty funny though.
Let's see:
"Bears - the threat part 2"
"How do you know the Earth is flat?"
"What would happen if Chuck Norris was cloned?"
2007-10-31 20:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by Mitchell 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It had to be the one about the message to George W. Bush from Bin Laden the message said 370H 55V 0773H it was written in Osama's hand writing and appeared to be some kind of code he sent it to the CIA and the FBI but neither could decode it. They forwarded it to MI5 within 10 minutes they called back and told him he was holding it upside down.
2007-10-31 20:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I heard Hamish and Andy asking questions like.....Who would be more likely to lose $150,000 in a failed Ostrich farm, John Howard or Kevin Rudd. This answer is more for Australians I guess.
2007-10-31 20:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by Nic 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A kid goes to the Clinton's for halloween.
Hillary asks the young man to open his bag. She reaches in and grabs half of his candy and puts it into a bowl. She then gives the boy two pieces of candy.
When the boy responds angrily, Hillary says, "What are you angry about? I just provided you with free candy!"
2007-10-31 20:45:25 · answer #7 · answered by brad p 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Is Hillary Clinton the anti-christ and is Barrack Obama a spy/terrorist?
2007-10-31 20:41:45 · answer #8 · answered by rugger5746 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Harry Reid contradicting himself w/i a 6 minute speech twice!
2007-10-31 20:42:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
The funniest question would be "what will you do for the counyrty if elected"?
2007-10-31 20:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋