A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. Eventually, the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.
2007-10-31 13:34:29 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I amhappy that such a machine will not be created in my lifetime.
I think I would feel obligated to share.
great story btw.
2007-10-31 13:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that. congrats by capability of how. i genuinely am 29 weeks and a pair of month a pass somebody despatched me this: 18 issues to not say on your pregnant spouse. a million. i ended the Oreo's. 2. to not mean something, yet i don't think of the youngster weighs 40 pounds. 3. Y'understand, to seem at her, you will in no way wager that Pamela Anderson had a baby! 4. i'm hoping your thighs are not gonna stay that flabby continually! 5. Darned while you're actually not 5 pounds faraway from a ask your self pass to from Richard Simmons. 6. Fred on the workplace surpassed a stone the dimensions of a pea. Boy, that's gotta injury. 7. Whoa! For a minute there, i presumed I awakened next to Willard Scott! 8. i'm so jealous! Why won't be in a place to adult adult males journey the exhilaration of childbirth? 9. Are your ankles meant to appear like that? 10. Get your *very own* ice cream. eleven. Geez, you seem tremendously puffy at present. 12. have been given milk? 13. possibly we'd desire to continually call the toddler after my secretary, Theresa? 14. guy! That rose tattoo on your hip is the dimensions of Madagascar! 15. keeping water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam keeps water... sixteen. Your abdomen stands proud notably much up on your butt! 17. properly, won't be in a place to they set off hard artwork? The twenty 5th is the super Bowl! 18. you have not have been given the coronary heart to tug that set off...
2016-09-28 02:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by chappel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should he have had to share the pain, its all her fault she got in that state he really wanted to put it in the back door
2007-11-01 05:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by plumbheat 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Suzie, you got this one over me as I was thinking it would have been the milkman! Yours made it even funnier. Another star for the Queen!!!
2007-10-31 15:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by sherry 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Really great story. Thumbs up! Any more? Lol
2007-10-31 15:07:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Only if I could share her haemorrhoid cream as well
2007-10-31 13:42:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
It would be great if they could go that and he could really 'share' in the birth. lol
2007-10-31 14:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Now I know for sure what happened to some of my mates when I was still working (Retired Postal clerk). -- good belly wiggler -- thanks.
2007-11-01 03:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
very cute
2007-10-31 14:38:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats very good, but hey you had be so worried then, lol.
2007-10-31 13:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by mickcharmed 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋