This man goes to see his shrink and says:
"Doctor,my wife is being unfaithful to me.Every night she goes to Johnny's Bar and sleeps with anyone she can find.What can I do?"
"First of all, calm down" says the doctor. "Take some deep breaths.
Now tell me, where exactly is Johnnys Bar?"
2007-10-31 11:46:43 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
You, you...this is a good one, I'm laughing and needed a laugh to day. Here is one for you: I hope I get it right!
Two guys in the south were fishing one lazy afternoon, and one said to the other "I'm thinkin I'm gonna divorce my wife." The other guy said "Why?" The first guy said "Because she ain't talk to me in three months!" The second guy thought for minute and replied, " You might want to think on that longer."
2007-10-31 19:04:56 · answer #1 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The pubs round here are the sort that everyone stops talking and stares at you when you go in, you have to live here about four hundred years before you are regarded as a local, it tends to keep your alcohol consumption down, so I'll be transferring to Johnny's bar, it sounds more fun.
2007-11-01 17:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Far, far too often Darts, Domino's ,Crib,Don,and Bitter Beer but not necessarily in any given order( and the barmaids pretty ) the Landlords related and the landlady likes taking and spending spending my money.
Its an all together enjoyable and too regular an occurrence.
2007-11-01 02:25:07 · answer #3 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like this one! Do I enjoy a visit to the pub? Not anymore. I liked it a lot in 1996. Why? Because I was inbetween relationships and the pub/bar was fun!
2007-10-31 19:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by Granny 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
LOL, shame on that dr.
Haven't been to the pub in many years myself, we used to go watch the car races before we had satellite.
2007-10-31 21:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where is Johnny's Bar?
BB
2007-11-04 16:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
what was the question oh yes I don't like tripping down the pub it hurts too much when I hit the ground he! he!he! XXX
2007-10-31 19:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is nice having our own treat no tricks, Plus payday coming soon
2007-10-31 20:01:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jan 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ahhh Sylvia, hitting the chocolate are we?
2007-10-31 20:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by mary s 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Great one, Sylvia.....don't see your jokes as often and miss them! Throw them in anytime....we can use all the laughs we can get!
2007-10-31 20:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋