Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
2007-10-31 11:42:19 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Rottweilers are scary, but I have my light saber to protect me.
2007-10-31 12:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Country 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Nothing better than a good parrot joke! Chuckles!
2007-10-31 15:02:27 · answer #2 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like it! Hey the parrot was giving the guy a head's up actually. Did you make this up?
2007-10-31 11:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by Unafraid 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the better jokes. lol I always lock my doors, even though we do have a terrific watch dog. Maybe we need a parrot too. lol
2007-10-31 13:53:37 · answer #4 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Tonight is a rip. I will make sure to lock my doors so no trick or treaters need Jesus to watch over them.
2007-10-31 12:40:20 · answer #5 · answered by Dianne m 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! 10 out of 10!
2007-10-31 11:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao I can relate to that. I confess, I don't always lock my doors. I used to, but now I don't have to. I have 3 Pits who love their family more than life. lol No, I don't have to worry about it.
Happy Halloween, Suzie!
2007-10-31 12:38:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That is cute, you should put it in R&S section, sometimes they need a good joke. It gets pretty serious over there.
2007-10-31 13:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best
2007-10-31 20:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by Diamond 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Love it...one of the funniest you've shared yet!
2007-10-31 13:01:03 · answer #10 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋