A San Francisco cabbie picks up a nun. She notices he just keeps staring at her. She asks him why. He tells her his fantasy has always been to kiss a nun. He's such a handsome cabbie she is tempted. Are you married? Are you Catholic? He says he's single and Catholic so the nun agrees to kiss him. He pulls into a dark alley, gets in the back with the nun and she lays a kiss on him that would put a whore to shame. Then he tells her he must confess. He's married and he's not Catholic.
The nun says, "I have to confess too. I'm not a nun. I'm Wayne and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
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2007-10-31
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