they can be dirty or clean i dont care as long as there funny
2007-10-31 10:33:26 · 11 answers · asked by Goblin: D.M.A. 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Halloween
Even if Beyonce was a ghost, she'd still be Boo-tylicious.
2007-10-31 10:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by Zombie Birdhouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ghost Sex
A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the
supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe
in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start.Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to
a ghost. You'! ve got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room,
the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex
with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said "Goats."
2007-10-31 10:41:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush walks into a bar and everyone screams and runs around the room shouting it's the devil it's the devil!
2007-10-31 10:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it!
Ok... so that is from on the school bus days long long ago!
2007-10-31 10:37:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A vampire goes into a bar and asks for boiling water. Bartender says "I thought you only drank blood," and the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea tonight!" LOL!
2007-10-31 10:37:02 · answer #5 · answered by Pink Princess 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is a banshee's favorite Halloween treat?
I scream!
2007-10-31 10:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by miguel.chingon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two nuns in a car, driving in the dead of night, when suddenly a vampire jumps on the bonnet of the car.
"arrghhh!, Mother Superior!" one shouts, "What shall I do?"
"Quick! replied the Mother Superior, "Show him your cross!"
So the nun leans out of the window and and yells "Oi!!!!! get the **** off my car you ****!!!!!"
2007-10-31 10:39:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes let them knock on the door then pour ice cold water over them from your upstair window that should sort them out LOL
2007-10-31 10:38:08 · answer #8 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of my trick or treaters, a cute little girl asked
What do you call a monster on your finger?
The Bogieman..
2007-10-31 10:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ding dong ditch or tp
2007-10-31 10:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by yellowdogman1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋