Okay, so my Mom is really picky when it comes to birthday gifts. She always returns everything I buy her! I was thinking, what do you buy someone who has everything and I came across this online mail-order husband ad:
Name: Pete
"Ladies… I am a classic romantic. Despite my good looks, I am still a virgin. I want to save myself for the love of my life. I keep myself clean and take bath monthly. By the way, girl… I still have all my teeth.
I think he sounds hot! Plus he's on sale...half price!
2007-10-31 08:05:28 · 9 answers · asked by Lydia 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
LOL go for it!
What is the worst that can happen? She returns him like all the other gifts!
2007-10-31 08:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by Spring 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I hope you are only joking, speaking for the mother's side I would knock my kids block off is she answered an ad like this for me. Forget about the fact he could be a lunatic, you moms love life is nobodys business but hers.
You definitely have a vivid imagination
Good Luck
2007-10-31 15:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by mn lady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he takes a bath monthly? And you think he's HOT?
Plus this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. And he's stupid for even posting such a thing!
2007-10-31 15:32:44 · answer #3 · answered by dinny's engaged!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great gag gift at least! LOL And he "take bath monthly" so you can't go wrong! HAHA
2007-10-31 15:24:29 · answer #4 · answered by missapparition 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go head and Buy yo Step Daddy!! That's funny!
2007-10-31 15:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by JK 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny. Try it, you may have a new father,lol
2007-10-31 15:20:36 · answer #6 · answered by Chartise 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what does your mom look like ?
I might be on sale !
2007-10-31 15:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by da' boss 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where can I get me one of those? j/k Really. Ask her what sh wants.
2007-10-31 15:16:47 · answer #8 · answered by Shorty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he, male order groom, virgin, on sale....................he he e this is too much.........
lol
2007-10-31 15:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Sonadora♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋