that my contacts don't want to answer my questions anymore because they don't involve sexy talk and licking.
What do you think?
2007-10-31 07:48:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is that really all I'm good for, Dave?
2007-10-31 07:55:44 · update #1
I like hearing stories about the kid.
2007-10-31 07:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by General Leon Pleasant 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sexy talk??? You wanna turn me on...whisper in my ear....."pssssst...I mowed the lawn" or maybe you'll tell me you'll quit farting in public and blaming it on me...Talk about sexy!!!
I think that the majority of men in this world are one or two syllables away from actually BEING the missing link....you can dress em up, take em to the library and all they do is eat the books.
Find some new contacts....rumor has it this Internet thing is becoming quite a trend....there are FIVE people in my town now who have it!!!
As far as the licking thing goes.....well all I can tell you is what my dad told me on the day we had "the talk"
He sat me down....looked me straight in the eye and said......
"Son, if sex is a pain in the a**...you're doing it wrong."
2007-10-31 15:35:38 · answer #2 · answered by The Faux™ DingleBerry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dave is right - and quite frankly I think we all agree you're a one trick pony. The sexy talk is overrated too ("make it hurt so good K-MAC" - I mean what the hell were you thinking?). You know, it's not like your story captures the public imagination like a geek rapper turned bad does.
2007-10-31 15:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can just sit there and be sexy. I hate being licked, just so you know. I was busy snatching candy from small children, but now I'm back to answer each one of your questions.
2007-10-31 16:09:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Probably your contacts are a bunch of whores. Sheesh find some new friends. Happy Halloween
2007-10-31 14:55:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't care about sexy talk and licking. Sex is icky, gooey, smelly, disgusting and it smells funny. I answer lots of your questions. Why are you even discussing this with others? They don't talk to me since I sobered up.
2007-10-31 14:58:29 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny's Sick of This 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah, I really liked the licking aspect, and my nerdy sense told me that the word licking was in this question, although it is not used in the sense I would like it to be used in.
Im sorry, we coulda been really good friends.
2007-10-31 16:32:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just want you for your "beautiful mind..."
But I understand that "having" you is kinda' a...
"Whole Package Deal..."
So I guess I have to have your "body," too...(licking sounds good...I would love to lick you (censored...censored...and now even more censoring)
Oh well...what's a poor "Hahney" boy to do?!?
2007-10-31 15:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's wrong with sexy talk and licking?
add me, i'll answer your questions
2007-10-31 14:52:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll tell you what, i'll do the sexy talking and you do the licking
2007-10-31 15:05:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋