Inspired by my sweetie, New York Chic.
I'm not frightened by ghosts and goblins, you see.
It's the adult mundane tripe, that oft gets to me.
It's not howls in the night,
Nor chains on the stairs,
But parked in traffic, while having to pee.
I'm quite sure that my dear friends all knew it.
While the witches ply with porridge and suet.
For it's nipped in the bud,
When Drac comes for my blood.
The IRS has beaten him to it.
So, when the Hessian goes in search of his head,
I will not cower in dread.
I'll not honor his curse, 'kay?
For I have to work Thursday.
With the candy I've overendulgently fed.
Indestructible phychos may be roaming the 'hood.
And chase nubile virgins midst the wood.
But a man of my age
Usually has a .12 gauge.
And my aim with it is generally quite good.
Happy Halloween.
2007-10-31 07:29:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you're going to call someone "stuped", it helps to spell it correctly.
Just sayin'.
2007-10-31 07:34:43 · update #1
Very cool. Love it, and you do speak the truth, ya know.
2007-10-31 07:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bravo CC. I especially like the nubile virgins part. Rock on baby. â¥
2007-10-31 14:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one publish it!
Bubba Gum:
So here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to poop but only farted
Just so you know that question isn't
Try again later you stupid peasant....
( Don't mean this, just trying to help Ol' Bubba Gum out)
2007-10-31 16:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've soooo missed you sweetie! Hugs!
2007-10-31 21:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that you said "just sayin" that's funny!
Oh the poem was good too.
2007-10-31 14:42:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Happy Halloween, one and all...go out tonight and have a ball!
2007-10-31 14:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by ~ Floridian`` 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
So here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to poop but only farted.
Just so you know that wasnt a question,
So try again later you stuped Pest(ion)
ok so nothing ryhmes with question give me a break
2007-10-31 14:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by BubbaGump 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
really nice to see a poem from you!!!!
2007-11-01 18:36:01 · answer #8 · answered by Nurse Susie ♥ hugs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
happy halloween!!yes,i see where you get your inspiration!:)
2007-10-31 21:00:17 · answer #9 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!
2007-11-01 05:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋